He's not the best looking guy; some would say he's a little frayed around the edges these days. But, he has a nice bike, a little money, and spends most of is time casually riding from place to place.
He met a nice-looking girl in the park the other evening. There was an instant spark between them. She did this cute little dance, then immediately dropped to her knees and lay on the grass at his feet.
As they lay there making love, he thought, “Damn, these Taser guns are really worth the money!”