The First Fastbuds Sponsored Grower of the Year Grow Battle 2017

[jingo]

All on the same day.. Yet

 

[trailanimal]

Well let's see, I pinched 8 branches soft and tied them down, removed 6 fans from the main stem, fimmed the top cola and put dilute ga-3 on the branch tips so now she won't have a clue what hormones to throw.

I will either have a perfect monster or a perfect mess.

perfectly yours
and needs
to be blessed

 

[jingo]

perfectly yours
and needs
to be blessed

Forgot to structure my water

 

[trailanimal]

Forgot to structure my water

next time, lol

 

[stepside]

perfectly yours
and needs
to be blessed

Yeah next watering throw a lot of battery acid in and spray some on the foliage too

 

[Dr Fluff]

@jingo don't you need to try something new and crazy... Potentially harmful to plants... I hear battery acid will make them grow more tops

LMAO
They also love fire!


They can't get enough of methane!


They thrive on nudity too, just open your tent and waggle your bits at them, 30 mins a day should work fine!


Don't be pussy and give them some rough treatment that's it show them who's the daddy!
Never feed them after midnight, no matter how much they plead, or they turn in to one of these!

 

[Dr Fluff]

In my cabin we call these "gelded gardens"

Like "Gelded"? as in balls chopped off/castrated?

 

[trailanimal]

Yeah next watering throw a lot of battery acid in and spray some on the foliage too

double whammy for the big results, sounds like the way I've been approaching fertilization last 2 seasons. time to chain the ape and do nothing, totally laughing at myself!

 

[Green75]

espaliered!

Ahh..good word...been a while since I've heard that one

 

[Dr Fluff]

Nooooo.. I got an emergency call out last night.. I couldnt respond to yoir pm either... Anyway,it is ready 100%, so tonight is the night!! I guaranfecintee that!! Git yer shades readywoot woot!!

Yeah Buddy!!!!!!!! It's a mammoth build!