Live Stoner Chat Roast The Penguin

You can better than that @Waira..........let rip, think of all the times you cringed at me calling you guru, and I KNOW when you was born the doctor held you up and slapped your mother you were so ugly. Yes it is an old one but still its true.

eP............:)
 
Would I ? Perish the thought....................:muahaha:
 
Sorry ep, it's hard for me to talk sh*t when I don't know you personally and despite reading your witty retorts, you have so much damn knowledge on this site it's hard for me to look past it lol. So thanks for the knowledge, let's kill this bastard with kindness!!!
 
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Your fate is SEAL(ed)

This is what happened the last time @epenguin took the piss out of me,i just sent the boys round for a quiet word
 
When epenguin was born and they were handing out brains, he thought they said trains and said "I'll take a slow one."

Why was epenguin late to work? He thought it wasn't time to get up as it wasn't blurple out!

Why was epenguin late for Festivus? Took him seventeen years, four months, and twelve days to fly south for the winter.

Why does epenguin love lowryder grows? He can almost see over the top of the plants!

Flightless I say! FLIGHTLESS!!
 
@2Stoned2Care so nearly had the prize and I mean so very nearly, had not @Coffee Monster not come along with some serious insults. Boy that cut me to the bone, hell, I was almost insulted. Almost !

So, unless some down right durrty birrdy destroys me, I will be instructing the seeds be sent to our caffeine soul survivor ..................one more day.......and not too late to add to the earlier roasts from my ugly entrants.

I keep a photo of Coffee Monster on the mantle piece...........it keeps the kids away from the fire !
 
Ouch! Sir I say OUCH! That almost hurt...
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Glad to be in the lead on something, it's a nice feeling!
:king:

PS - Do you know why epenguin only plants half the seeds he germs? Because the other half has the taproot facing the wrong direction!
:yeah:
 
I hate penguins , more so Pommy ones - they smell and fart a lot and when you are not looking they steal your beer and talk about bloody ugly . .
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