Live Stoner Chat Roast The Penguin

[trailanimal]

Step one , skin the little bugger . Chop onion - carrots - spuds , bung in pot with salt and pepper - simmer for 3 days and if you are really really hungry

eat it . ---

Ps Mutton birds are better .

bet it Don't taste like chicken

 

[trailanimal]

if you like the flav of regurgitated fish these stakes will delight

 

[epenguin]

We do NOT taste like chicken .....ask RR......he should know. We have a delicate caviar taste merged with a hint of truffle and with a saffron glaze we are just about thee most delicious taste known to mankind. Sadly the Dodo bird was almost identical in taste and had a bad habit of walking up to humans with a fatal curiosity.

We bite back !.................Dodo = extinct....................Penguins = Millions of us...................go figure......

Now come on guys................insult me..............don't you want some free seeds ???? lol

eP.

 

[trailanimal]

We do NOT taste like chicken .....ask RR......he should know. We have a delicate caviar taste merged with a hint of truffle and with a saffron glaze we are just about thee most delicious taste known to mankind. Sadly the Dodo bird was almost identical in taste and had a bad habit of walking up to humans with a fatal curiosity.

We bite back !.................Dodo = extinct....................Penguins = Millions of us...................go figure......

Now come on guys................insult me..............don't you want some free seeds ???? lol

eP.

hmm, headed back to LS to kick some snow

 

[hecno]

This is what will happen ta ya If you don't give me the free seeds .

 

[epenguin]

Is that a promise ?!?

 

[Autobeast]

Cool thread penguin hope ur good mate
Who do u think wins leopard seal vs penguin lol

Happy growing every1

 

[epenguin]

Blimmin' seals. Tramps of the ocean. The smelly dicks. Never brush their teeth, sweat like pigs on heat and never use deodorant. No manners and swear like fishwives. No decorum whatsoever. B'stards.

 

[Coffee&Kush]

Desperate to make amends, ep gathered up his favorite fish dicks ...erm... "fish sticks"....

 

[Waira]

...mmmm, pass the ketchup! Apologies eP, I got nuth' at the moment,... ...do we need to lower the bar here??
>> eP so fat,...

>> eP so stoopid,...

.. eP so U-gly,...