Live Stoner Chat Roast The Penguin

[epenguin]

Okay chums,

here is your chance to let off some steam and tell a Global just what you think of him. Or to be more precise.......me !

Don't hold back, as the worst, funniest, most ridiculous post will win a pack of Toofless Aliens thanks to @sniper.

These were left over from the Xmas give away and slipped the net. But they can be yours if you ROAST the Penguin and bring him/me down a peg or two............


Let it rip chums.................I can take it..............in fact I love it............do your wurst you sausage jockeys..............eP.

 

[Coffee&Kush]

I'd just like some Mephisto beans man lol. I'm too stoned to be much of an assh*le at the moment lol.

 

[trailanimal]

These two show up one spring all quacking and moaning about some pengy the met on the way north. Seems they were quite fond of him. The sexual gymnastics sound amazing

 

[epenguin]

They should have been in Greenland by now, but due to being sha**ed to smithereens by yours truely, they only got as far as the Norfolk Broads. Sadly, due to a gross oversight in my haste, the younger chap was mistaken for a laydee !!! C'est La Vie...................serves him right if you ask me......any port in a storm !!!! KnoworrImean ?

eP.

 

[trailanimal]

They should have been in Greenland by now, but due to being sha**ed to smithereens by yours truely, they only got as far as the Norfolk Broads. Sadly, due to a gross oversight in my haste, the younger chap was mistaken for a laydee !!! C'est La Vie...................serves him right if you ask me......any port in a storm !!!! KnoworrImean ?

eP.

he was in fact a she, why do I have to lecture a bird?, larger more colorful=male. smaller drab ones=female. What a travesty, think of the mutant offspring, and what schools are going let them in?. Jobs?, fuckingforegetaboutit!, you screwed the pooch(so to speak), big time bro

 

[sniper]

Roasted penguin

 

[Dudeski]

Daym sniper, now im laughing too hard.
Roasted penguin would be kinda greasy and how the hell do you skin one?

 

[hecno]

 

[hecno]

Step one , skin the little bugger . Chop onion - carrots - spuds , bung in pot with salt and pepper - simmer for 3 days and if you are really really hungry

eat it . ---

Ps Mutton birds are better .

 

[trailanimal]

Roasted penguin

hahaha, good one!