Police Constable Penguin has heard rumours of some people on this very forum, who have partaken of the 'erb. Or as we call it down at the station.....Mary Jane or Maruhw er, Mariju erm Marrywh......fuck it....WEED !
I hope this is not the case. I would not be pleased to be associating with a bunch of druggies. You lot go around beating up old ladies for their pension books for a hit. Shame on you.
If you hear anything, please grass, I mean, inform me of any such nefarious activity. Now then I'm off to chase a dragon !!!!!
No pots here, sir!