Retired Live Stoners Gossip April May 2017

[WalterW]

Me too, aint nothing cute about a farm aminal, they're dangerous!

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mmmm... Bacon and Rashes right there...

 

[Dmrides220]

Damn straight, get nervous around "farm animals" now.
Also got bitten by a pony on my shin...
Dont think them creatures like me too much...
Glad you got the better end of them... I however did not

Bahahahaha a pony that's just funny lol.

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[Dmrides220]

Me too, aint nothing cute about a farm aminal, they're dangerous!

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I'd eat that....

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[Rev. Green Genes]

better him than this:

 

[WalterW]

Bahahahaha a pony that's just funny lol.

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At the time it wasn't, was like 8, going to feed it an apple...
thought my leg was a sweetcorn cob or something
Now I laugh though

 

[G.Leave]

We grew out 2 pigs last year...one was 275 pound and the big lad was 300 pounds dressed. Something like 56 packs of bacon from each pig.

 

[WalterW]

We grew out 2 pigs last year...one was 275 pound and the big lad was 300 pounds dressed. Something like 56 packs of bacon from each pig.

That's a whole lotta bacon...

 

[Dmrides220]

At the time it wasn't, was like 8, going to feed it an apple...
thought my leg was a sweetcorn cob or something
Now I laugh though

Put kids and farm animals together and the parents are bound to get a laugh lol.

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[trailanimal]

These will be eaten some day.

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Raised goats decades ago when the boys were young and needed milk. Billies are the stinkiest critters, always pissing on themselves, reek so bad gotta keep em separated from the nannies or the milk smells so bad undrinkable. "Buford" snuck up on me in the barn one day thinking to put some hurt on me, full charge, I jumped up and kicked one one of his horns right off his head. He was always polite to me after that. lol.

 

[Dmrides220]

Raised goats decades ago when the boys were young and needed milk. Billies are the stinkiest critters, always pissing on themselves, reek so bad gotta keep em separated from the nannies or the milk smells so bad undrinkable. "Buford" snuck up on me in the barn one day thinking to put some hurt on me, full charge, I jumped up and kicked one one of his horns right off his head. He was always polite to me after that. lol.

Lmao trailanimal kicking goat ass. They are deeeescusting critters. I worked for an old Italian guy that had a farm and when it was mating season Omg I don't have to tell you what those Billy goats would do.

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