Retired Live Stoners Gossip April May 2017

[9bear]

I'm brok'er than than a dead head selling shots for a dollar, i spent all my money on girls. (mom's 75th) and just hope I manage to be in the right spot at the right time and win somethin. ... It's a good thing I got some buds drying, cause this is gonna be a lean summer.

The buddha told me you will be the benifactor of special gifts .

 

[Rev. Green Genes]

The buddha told me you will be the benifactor of special gifts .

You got the 'special' part right.

 

[The Elvis]

well damn. you don't happen to know how to deprogram a seat belt bell in a 2012 camry do ya?

you need to use that seat belt.. I wont tell you how to short it..
its safty!

Its in the BCM body control module.

 

[Rev. Green Genes]

Ya, I looked it up once, it was a long list of stuff to do. It was kinda like putting a code into a nintendo game. left, left, A, right, right, B kinda like.
I actually just need to go get a buckle at the junk yard, that always works.

 

[The Elvis]

Ya, I looked it up once, it was a long list of stuff to do. It was kinda like putting a code into a nintendo game. left, left, A, right, right, B kinda like.
I actually just need to go get a buckle at the junk yard, that always works.

Your better off fooling the BCM rather than turning it off.

 

[9bear]

 

[Rev. Green Genes]

so you work on vehicles, check this out..

Iess than 1000 miles on her still. I also swapped in repaired distributor, the gas spitter, and alternator. Before I put the engine in, it got a complete cooling system too. I'm super loving it. Lunati RV Cam, and chrome timing/water pump.

 

[The Elvis]

Cars today are very advanced they have many computers on board that mosty work off "can" TCM using CVT transmissions plus very advaced ECMs engine control module and the BCM body control module. This is how we get push button start and TPMS in our tires tire pressure monetering system.

 

[The Elvis]

so you work on vehicles, check this out..

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Iess than 1000 miles on her still. I also swapped in repaired distributor, the gas spitter, and alternator. Before I put the engine in, it got a complete cooling system too. I'm super loving it. Lunati RV Cam, and chrome timing/water pump.

Looks fun bro! 350 ci

 

[Rev. Green Genes]

Cars today are very advanced they have many computers on board that mosty work off "can" TCM using CVT transmissions plus very advaced ECMs engine control module and the BCM body control module. This is how we get push button start and TPMS in our tires tire pressure monetering system.

Oh god I hate TPM. And I hate "traction control" I can't drive the damn thing with it on, I got stuck on gentle slope in ice. (work van) Turned it off, and away we go.