What a depressing bunch you lot are tonight. I popped in for a bit of gossip and a laugh and what do I find, wrist slitting manics on a big downer.
Come on chums................it's Penguin Hour ! Vent your spleen at me. Take a pot shot at me, do your worst ! It will make you feel better.
Make it up or tell the true stories......."Once upon a time there was this Penguin...............................