Outdoor Strategies

Creating inaccessible/hidden guerrilla grow sites with briar bushes

This is best done a year or more in advance. To get an initial idea of what you have to work with, you need to see the physical dimensions of the briar patch you're picking while the briars are full-size, so summer/early fall, and it's preferable to prepare the site in late winter/very early spring, before any veg growth has begun yet, and the briars are still mostly sapless and brittle.

Get a pair of chest-height waders, and pick a small stream/creek to follow. Walk up the creek an appropriate distance, until you've found a stretch where the bank is thick with briars. Somewhere that nobody in their right mind would go ashore, even while these bastard thornbushes are dormant for the winter. Do some further recon and make sure there's no nice open deer trails close by, which other people might follow. You basically want a spot that's just pure briars for 30-40 feet in any direction (except for creekwards, of course). Then you just have to tunnel. Pick a path that's naturally relatively free of briar canes, and "train" the briars which are in the way, so they form a tunnel, cutting whatever else is in the way... usually vines and roots, for me. Put a 90-degree turn as close to the creek entrance as possible in order to disguise it. Probably best to have to crawl through the creek entrance, and then have it open up a bit more further into the tunnel. Then clear out a spot to grow in, half kill yourself hauling in soil amendments, and wait for planting time.

This is a pretty simple idea - most outdoor growers use briars as a shield in some way, if they can. Adding the creek into the mix is what really makes this idea work, especially if you pick a creek that's small and isn't any good for fishing, and is in general overgrown on both banks with briars. Thus you greatly reduce the probability of human traffic past your entrance. Make your entrance spot where the water is waist-high - it's easy enough to haul yourself from the creek, but it's far too deep for anyone who isn't wearing chest waders, which further narrows the list of people who could ever be in a position to see/enter your entrance. Fishermen generally don't walk through deeper portions of creeks, even if they're wearing waders, if for no other reason than that it kicks up silt from the bottom and makes the water opaque, thereby ruining it for fishing. And, if you're carrying a fishing rod, the only people who are gonna see you are other fishermen, and they won't think anything of the backpack you've got on. It's probably just your tackle and some lunch. The last reason which I love creeks is that they totally eliminate the possibility of leaving a trail through vegetation. So, it's impossible for someone to just follow your trail to your grow. You can also visit to care for your plants more often, which is necessary if you've got this bloody awful invasive thorny vine in your area... around here it liberally festoons my plants within a week of having been cleared completely.

This method of spot creation takes a hell of a lot of sweat and effort, but it works, and as years pass, you can return to the same spots, improving the soil, and training plant growth to cover the entrance, but to be easily movable.
 
I am currently looking for some property to build a cabin on. I will be moving out of my current residence this month, and staying with a friend for the better part of the next year, so indoor is out of the question.

I would like to have one or two plots on the property this summer, to hopefully provide me with a full years supply of meds to sustain me, a few close friends, and my grandmother who's undergoing chemotherapy. I need enough to last me untill I have electricity up and running in my new home. I refuse to smoke anything grown by anyone's hands but my own, now. I have spoiled myself rotteen

So here's the question. How many acres would it take to give you experienced outdoor gardeners peace of mind? I know many people grow outdoors at their homes, under the noses of their neighbors, but I don't have the cajones to try. I also fear that I would fail miserably with a guerilla grow attempt. Growing on other people's (or state) property makes me uncomfortable, as I have a strict rule of thumb. "One crime at a time"

I was thinking a bare minimum of 5 acres, but a target around 20 acres or so to easily hide 2 decent sized plots. Land is cheap right now, and if I'm ever going to buy now is the time. Sellers are eager, especially in this economy. I definitely want to be isolated enough that I won't arise suspicion hauling water from the lake/stream when I go to water them, as I can't be certain whether or not the land will even have a well yet.

Depends how many plants you want. You could hide a lot of them on 5 acres! 20 to 30 plants with ease. Go check out the guerrilla growing videos by Brown Dirt Warrior He'll show you how to do it in a way that will make them harder to spot. I think he's got some good videos.
 
I hide plots in brambles all the time. In fact, all of my plots are in brambles. One time it was within 20 feet of a busy road. I love being sneaky :grin:

I do the briar method on a flood plain and it works just fine. There's no creeks to utilize in this spot, but the ground water is high enough to work. I'll either try to burrow or use a method I've been experimenting with the past few years. I drop a large branch or board on the briars and walk down it to the middle of the patch, do my work, then leave the same way, remove the branch and fluff the briars back up.
 
LOL hey Pig being sneaky remins me of a funny story when I was young.I carried(me n two buddies,1 plant a piece)a 5 gallon bucket with 5-6ft. tall plants maaany blocks hrough the woods to a place behind a church in FL. well there were this guy n gal.they were frigin cops making out on the hood of their cars.we had to wait a solid 45 minutes to move n place em till they left.LOL!sneaky sneaky.I cant believe they didnt hear us coming throughtt the woods all baked n yappin this sucks.LOL!
 
how easy/difficult is it to fluff the briars up again? / how thick is the bush that you're pushing down to get to your spot? and yeah I think that most people, when they see a thicket, they just unconsciously assume that there isn't anything other than more briars further in. by May the briar bushes around me are high and thick enough that you can't see a clearing in them even if it's five feet away. in the last two years around here it's not even been so much the briars as it is this crazy thorny vine that covers them, it mounds on top of itself multiple feet thick. last year I had a super lemon haze plant about two feet from a hayfield but from the hayfield side for all you could tell it was a solid wall of thorny vegetation.
 
We have Himalayan blackberries around here, and they get HUGE! It's not uncommon to find a thicket with a 100' diameter. They fluff up well enough as long as you do it early in the season, or like you said even better the fall before ( I dropped the ball on that one this time) They can get TALL as well. They can stack on themselves until they get up around 12-15 feet. With something to climb there is no vertical limit on them. They grow THICK as well, no one has ever found a single one of my plants, and one even got so overgrown I couldn't get to it. It takes balls to grow pot, but it takes some crazy to grow in mosquito infested brambles... which makes it that much safer :grin:
 
The creek idea is great along with anything that bites or has thorns to say the least. It is the time of the season for get up and at em. Get these outdoor thoughts into actions!

-mooons
 
when I grew in FL many yrs ago I used to take(few bucks a piece in the day) a few pineapple Palm tree/Shrubs and plant them near any paths coming to my plants.Pineapple palms have several inch very hard Spikes that will keep most anytthing away from crossing its path.Sharp n super nasty.Good for ppl sneakin round your yard too.thats if your in an area they'll grow.Sub tropical is best but most temperate climattes will work in spring n summer.
 
Love the mosquitoes as human repellent. I wear chest waders and a light canvas long-sleeved shirt, and that protects everything up to my neck. Mosquitoes can stick their little nozzles through thinner fabrics, like t-shirts, especially if the fabric sticks to your skin because you're sweating... but canvas stops them nicely. Planning on rocking a full-size mosquito head net this year because why not.

One thing I've learned about biting insects - ticks in particular - which is worth sharing... They are attracted to sugar in your blood. I was on a fat-based diet, very low / no carbs, for several years, and only switched back to a carb-heavy diet in the past two or three. For the duration of my fat-based diet, I'd get, and I shit you not, maybe three or four ticks on my clothing or body in an entire season (and I'm talking being outside in the brush for hours at a time, every day or every other day). I switched back to carbs and it was simply ridiculous. I think I had three or four on me the first day I went out fishing. I've since found this to be the case for basically all of the biting insects. If they bother you, just don't have any carbs before you head out to your spots... eat some meat instead.
 
Depends how many plants you want. You could hide a lot of them on 5 acres! 20 to 30 plants with ease. Go check out the guerrilla growing videos by Brown Dirt Warrior He'll show you how to do it in a way that will make them harder to spot. I think he's got some good videos.

Lol Im just a woosey when it comes to spacing. Ill have to check these videos out.
 
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