Havok
This isn't where I parked my car...
So there we were walking along. After about 2 days of walking through the mountains and forest, some how we ended up in the desert.
on the brink of death, we saw a silhouette of what appeared to be a person.
I stood and waved my hands over my head in an attempt to get the attention of whatever was ahead of us.
"Look it is coming our way" i tried to say, but my throat was so dry all that came out was "loo eee wa" in a raspy voice.
As she approached she told us to lay down. Then i felt a cool breeze as she stood over us. In almost an angelic voice she says "you are lucky i found you"
I stared up trying to look in here eyes, but found myself getting dizzy.
What happened next has never been told to anyone.
Everything turned black and i felt the earth begin to spin faster and faster. I closed my eyes in an attempt to not throw up. When i opened them i was surrounded by 'little people' dressed as clowns. They were no ordinary clowns, 1 had an ax stuck in his neck, another had his mouth sewn shut and had a birds beak on his nose.
The clowns moved in slowly, singing a gibberish chant. They started to pick me up, and then next thing i know i am crowd surfing towards a HUGE fire. Through the fire i could see the silhouette again. they dropped me about 2 feet in front of the fire, the flames turn green an die down. She steps forward and exclaims "i am the witch doctor, why should i spare your life"?
"Bubba Kim get my spell book" she says before i can utter a response.
She opens the book, the fire turns to vibrant colors and swirls like a tornado. The moon turns blood red and begins to drip.
"Kundalini, Kundalini, kundalini" she starts to chant, the sad clowns start to join in.
The fire stops swirling and my friend Jeramiahi appears. His skin pale and looking like a zombie. The witch doctor utters some words and my friend turns into a 5 foot frog. The sad clowns surrounded the huge frog and start to eat him alive.
She looks at me "live or die"?
Live I scream
She hands me a bong made from a human skull and other bones.
I take the a stick from the fire and fire up bong. I take a HUGE hit, I set the bong down so I don't break it. The coughing begins, I lay back and start to close my eyes. I see clowns standing over me laughing. Everything begins to spin.
I hear a female voice "hey wake up"
I open my eyes and I am in my bed. My mom is telling me to take out the trash. I say where is Jerahmai? She says "your frog? In his cage. What did you do last night?!"
Huh. Nothing!
As I get out of bed I think to myself man that's the last time I eat taco bell I found in my truck!
on the brink of death, we saw a silhouette of what appeared to be a person.
I stood and waved my hands over my head in an attempt to get the attention of whatever was ahead of us.
"Look it is coming our way" i tried to say, but my throat was so dry all that came out was "loo eee wa" in a raspy voice.
As she approached she told us to lay down. Then i felt a cool breeze as she stood over us. In almost an angelic voice she says "you are lucky i found you"
I stared up trying to look in here eyes, but found myself getting dizzy.
What happened next has never been told to anyone.
Everything turned black and i felt the earth begin to spin faster and faster. I closed my eyes in an attempt to not throw up. When i opened them i was surrounded by 'little people' dressed as clowns. They were no ordinary clowns, 1 had an ax stuck in his neck, another had his mouth sewn shut and had a birds beak on his nose.
The clowns moved in slowly, singing a gibberish chant. They started to pick me up, and then next thing i know i am crowd surfing towards a HUGE fire. Through the fire i could see the silhouette again. they dropped me about 2 feet in front of the fire, the flames turn green an die down. She steps forward and exclaims "i am the witch doctor, why should i spare your life"?
"Bubba Kim get my spell book" she says before i can utter a response.
She opens the book, the fire turns to vibrant colors and swirls like a tornado. The moon turns blood red and begins to drip.
"Kundalini, Kundalini, kundalini" she starts to chant, the sad clowns start to join in.
The fire stops swirling and my friend Jeramiahi appears. His skin pale and looking like a zombie. The witch doctor utters some words and my friend turns into a 5 foot frog. The sad clowns surrounded the huge frog and start to eat him alive.
She looks at me "live or die"?
Live I scream
She hands me a bong made from a human skull and other bones.
I take the a stick from the fire and fire up bong. I take a HUGE hit, I set the bong down so I don't break it. The coughing begins, I lay back and start to close my eyes. I see clowns standing over me laughing. Everything begins to spin.
I hear a female voice "hey wake up"
I open my eyes and I am in my bed. My mom is telling me to take out the trash. I say where is Jerahmai? She says "your frog? In his cage. What did you do last night?!"
Huh. Nothing!
As I get out of bed I think to myself man that's the last time I eat taco bell I found in my truck!
:smoking:
to find that 
magic had been bannished from the world 
and confussion 
and frustration
amongst the people .
and trying to make there own crosses 
but no one had the skills 
to recreate the magic
and their ailments got worse 
leading to despair
and anger
the legendary global moderators the most popular of which was a knight
that magic had been bannished from the lands and swore to return order to the world but how she thought 
she was sure she could find the seeds and follow the secret 
of crosses that would let magic 
she was at a loss 
. 
Blue magic was born 
throughout the lands
This story is dedicated to 
