Good Evening AFN Stoners...

..Phew it is Hot..still 39'C in the shade..and it is 7.30 pm.
We had a Cava drinking competition @ the Ranch today...

..to get Rid of some of the bottles..but the friends that came brought more bottle with them than what they drank.
Sausages..burgers..roast tatties..big pan full of fried onions..Russian salad..coleslaw..fresh baguettes..

..for guests..
and I cheated at the end with a shop bought chocolate mousse.
They got through 4 bottles of cava and some lager..but brought 6 bottles of wine in with them..

..ah well..saved for another night.
I was drinking mineral water before you ask..

..I'm a wuss that can't drink through the day.
I have a 3 hour drink window...after 3 hours I go onto autopilot and you will find me lying on a sofa stark naked somewhere..which is a bit embarrassing if you are in a pub at the time...
No Honest..I haven't...Yet...
The 6 weeks of summer madness has hit here this weekend.
The kids have broken up from school and everyone from the cities decamp to the beach.
There are half naked people everywhere..

..the Man who invented lycra should be Shot..

..when you shove an 8 gallon body into a 1 pint swimsuit nightmares can happen.
Say Nooooo to Lycra....
Peteey..don't forget that camera...

..AFN is depending on you.
You are going to have to print yourself off an AFN Roving Reporter badge out..you Might get some kudos.