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Rebel said:
So we're out back smoking a joint... Bronson (the cook) comes out with a blunt lol so we're straight getting baked... Sitting on some milk crates talking when we see two guys come around back. Hoodies... I'm already thinking fuck this is no good. Growing up 20 miles from NYC you get a bit street smart.

So they are all "what's up with you people? We're all "just getting lifted man. What's good?" With that one guy pulls a gun on us. I'm like ah fuck... Really? He points it at my magician friend first and says "give me your wallet now!"

Now... I still can't believe did this... LMFAO what nerve... We talked bout this many nights after over beers and bud...

He had a trick wallet. A flaming wallet... LMAO this thing had a Zippo type lighter sown in the middle fold over and with a practiced quick motion he'd ignite it while opening it... LMAO

So he pulls this wallet out... Flips it open and this torch type flame is just billowing out the top middle LOL

These guys jump back and are like Whoa! WTF? my buddy goes "sorry guys my money went up in smoke"

What do they do? Start LAUGHING! So the guy with the gun says "what are you some sorta wizard or something?" Lol he says "no man I'm a magician"

The guy with the gun says... "hmmm a magician huh... OK bet. You do me a magic trick and ill let y'all go... But you do it with something of mine."

My buddy says "like what?"

Dude pulls out a quarter. says use this.

So my buddy starts making it disappear and shit. Reappearing behind his ear... Etc... Lol in his jacket pocket... He starts getting them relaxed... But by this time dude with the gun wants something better. With that my friend pulls out this watch. It was the guy with the guns wrist watch!! ROFL while he was distracting them with the coin he took the dudes watch without him even knowing it! LMAO

He just looks at us, snatches his watch says "man fuck you!" And they took off into the darkness...

Talk about buzz kill!!
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epenguin said:
MBop D D D DoWap HeyYeY Dow aye Do wap HeYYEY MBoP.... Anyone get my drift ?

Come on guys n gals.......what is Pengy's secret song.......

For the guitarists.....it is just D C and G
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derek420colorado said:
.................WELL after tryin to make sternos out of jameson and skyy vodka(again this did NOT work) for about 4 hours we decide there is literally NOTHING we can do so we just sit there and look at each other mad as fuggggggg. Welll it is maybe 2 hours before daylight and we all try to get some sleep. Now it is still pouring down rain and Chad is on some little rocks, Danny is sitting up trying to sleep and I am in about 3 inches of mud. This whole time both Danny any Chad thought that I had the plush spot and was all comfy, ummmmmm negative ghostrider! So the daylight starts to come and we are all stoked as hell cause we know we are going to warm up. At this pointi have to tell you an inside joke that Chad and I have. We have done LOTS of fun stuff together, and somewhere along the way we were trippin one night and I looked over at him in the midst of a big ass party and said "I've seen worse!" this was just meant to say you know lets enjoy this moment because it could be much much worse, I know I have seen it. So we have always just joked and from time to time said in the middle of partyin, "shit I've seen worse!"


Back to Kauai we have just experienced the worst 10 hours of our lives and without skipping a beat my bro says " I HAVE NOT SEEN WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and we all just start DYING laughing, then proceed to hike the 5.5 miles BACK! Long story short we did not make it to the land of milk and honey, we only made it ALMOST half way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Still ended up bein the best vacay EVER! 4 nights later we went to a private G Love show and partied with Johnny Depp(no bullshit) but that will be a story for another everning with REB and THA DMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AFN Warriors Are Hanson Groupies......................who would have thought it.......but then,......we always buck the trend.

No shame in it. They can write a good tune..........we should invite them to do an AFN Fanzone Celeb hour....eP.
 
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