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derek420colorado said:
@Rebel this would be a perfect time for you to come in with the first part of your storeh!
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Or for Hobbes to come in with no pants on! So there I was. 17. Drunk off my ass. In nothing but my tighty whiteys and I'm runnin'. Boy am I runnin'. And smoking a big fat cigar. The cherry falls off and lands on the top of my foot. A lasting reminder. Headlights! What am I running from? Oh wait, my best bud is running with me. He's got a shit-eating grin on his face. He's also in his tighty whiteys. Also smokin' a cigar! We're on main street on a friday night! How much did we drink? It didn't matter. We made it back to the party! Chest bumps for the fellas. Slurred "hey baby's" to the ladies. Headaches for everyone the next day.

#DereksFiresideChat #thuglife
 
derek420colorado said:
Best part of that story, you know cause its classy! lmfao
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@archie gemmil I remember spending hours doing bike tricks ..
this type of shit... I was a member of an underground community much like this one...
these are weeak tho... cant find old vids from community.... theres one that this guy and me spent weeks piecing together it involved a 500 foot drop with a 1222220000 degree rotation and servral fli[ps and landing on a boat in middle of water
lil ol mo use to be the go to guy since vicecity on the bike trick spots...
food for thought trust the playstation dude pc guys hack too much

as I watch many videos of this trying to find classics I see nothing but butchering of some of my lines... bastards... I would have never shown if I known this would have.... gawd...
 
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geddy said:
I WANT .... STORYS
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Ok, hopefully everyone had the chance to look up the Kalalau Valley. So Danny, Chad and I go to Kauai with the intention of hiking the Kalalau trail. Now the reason I wanted you to look up the Valley is to see how amazingly beautiful it is. The reason for this is because we have found the universes most cruel joke, you see there is all this super bad ass stuff in the Valley buttttttttttttttt you have to hike the TRAIL to get there. Now let me do a little bit of explaining about the Kalalau trail. This is on the north end of Kauai on the Nepali Coast. It is literally rated a 10 out of 10 as far as difficulty goes and is considered one of the most dangerous hikes on the planet. Now a little side note NONE of us are hikers, in fact Danny smoke about 4 packs of Marlboro reds a day(this is NOT an exaggeration we literally call him Corporal Cartons) Chad is a little pudgier and I am well fitter than those two but still a lazy hippie stoner. Now remember this is December and we are essentially in the MIDDLE OF THE PACIFIC OCEAN. Which for those that don't know is Tsunami season.

So here we are in beautiful Kauai Hawaii and we were going to spend the first 6 days doing the resort tourist thing and the other 6 days camping in the Valley. So Chad ias the only person who has actually BEEN to the valley so keep in mind I have had to hear about this super magical place for 3 or 4 years by him telling me about it. So he knows what to do and the "plan". So the whole time he has been telling us that we need to leave at DAWN and NO later!! There is a strategic reason for this that I was not aware of at the time we decided to embark on our trek at about 10 oclock in the morning, basically 5 hours late. Beeeer break
 
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