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Ok so let me set the scene for everyone.......
The characters in this story are myself, my brother Chad, and our very good friend Danny. Now a little background on these two, now Chad is not my biological brother but he may as well be he also is how shall we say rich(he sells lots of ummmmm herbs in back in Texas) is far and away my best friend on the planet. Now our very good friend Danny is a hard person to explain, have you ever met someone who was hypochondriac-ish? What I mean is that they always have an ulcer or a back spasm or pulled groin, literally something is ALWAYS wrong with them? Wellllll that is Danny Grillz, the dude is always griping about something that is fucking him up, honestly we think he is allergic to air and water lol.
So this is the cast of characters and the setting is Kauai Hawaii(the most beautiful place I have ever been, if you have ever seen the original Jurassic Park the scene where they first fly in to Jurassic park with all the badass waterfalls? That is Kauai) The trip took place over this past Christmas holiday, we were on vacation for a month but I digress. Now for those that don't know I am a hippie, straight up new age 21st century level 11 hippie ninja. This is important because this is the reason we were in Kauai. There is a place in Kauai Hawaii called the Kalalau Valley. It is a valley on Kauai where ALL of your needs are provided like food for example here is a list of everthing that grows WILD in the valley; banana, mango, kiwi, pineapple, oranges, rhombatan fruit and literally I think 4 or 5 more edible fruits(take this time to go and look up the Kalualau Valley folks it is PARADISE!!!) there is also wild goats and pigs to hunt as well. So there are people that have lived out there comfortably for 20 or 30 years. It is magical for sure. So I am literally going to take a little break and let you folks look up the Valley so you can understand what it is that I am talkin about.
The characters in this story are myself, my brother Chad, and our very good friend Danny. Now a little background on these two, now Chad is not my biological brother but he may as well be he also is how shall we say rich(he sells lots of ummmmm herbs in back in Texas) is far and away my best friend on the planet. Now our very good friend Danny is a hard person to explain, have you ever met someone who was hypochondriac-ish? What I mean is that they always have an ulcer or a back spasm or pulled groin, literally something is ALWAYS wrong with them? Wellllll that is Danny Grillz, the dude is always griping about something that is fucking him up, honestly we think he is allergic to air and water lol.
So this is the cast of characters and the setting is Kauai Hawaii(the most beautiful place I have ever been, if you have ever seen the original Jurassic Park the scene where they first fly in to Jurassic park with all the badass waterfalls? That is Kauai) The trip took place over this past Christmas holiday, we were on vacation for a month but I digress. Now for those that don't know I am a hippie, straight up new age 21st century level 11 hippie ninja. This is important because this is the reason we were in Kauai. There is a place in Kauai Hawaii called the Kalalau Valley. It is a valley on Kauai where ALL of your needs are provided like food for example here is a list of everthing that grows WILD in the valley; banana, mango, kiwi, pineapple, oranges, rhombatan fruit and literally I think 4 or 5 more edible fruits(take this time to go and look up the Kalualau Valley folks it is PARADISE!!!) there is also wild goats and pigs to hunt as well. So there are people that have lived out there comfortably for 20 or 30 years. It is magical for sure. So I am literally going to take a little break and let you folks look up the Valley so you can understand what it is that I am talkin about.
