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Before we have the next AFN Party, it may be prudent, to examine the word "PARTY"
“In America you can always find a party!!'”
~ Oscar Wilde
“In Soviet Russia, the party can always find you!!'”
~ Russian Reversal
Party, a social event which legally allows the use of hard drugs and alcohol...oh, and hookers (scantily-clad, drunk sorority chicks can take the place of hookers if necessary)! Can't forget the hookers (they're the "part" in Party). If you are reading this right now, you probably weren't invited to a party and are therefore reading this hoping you were. Read below.
Parties are fun to host and be at. There are many different types of parties. Birthday parties, Holiday parties, Bar and bat mitvah parties so to have parties you beer, vodka, milk, and some cake.
Partying began in the Stoned Age, not to be confused with the "Stone Age". The concept grew from the infamous tradition of having crazy, wild sex with a woman while smoking pot. Partying involved a slightly different approach to the old tradition, instead of smoking pot and having wild sex one would be smoking pot, having wild sex and drinking alcoholic beverages. Soon enough people would decide to do it in large groups to increase maximum pleasure...plus they were already too stoned to find their ways home. At a later date the newly founded tradition was adopted by the Pope when someone asked "What Would Jesus Do?" Naturally Jesus would have had a party every Friday night to forgive and forget, mainly forget, the sins of the world. From that point onwards partying evolved into much more complex events and became a valued concept in society, gone was the simple fuck, swig and smoke routine. It was only upon discovery of "gayness" that people returned to old ways in fear they may catch the gay from this whole complex attitude. One day a wise man, Adolf Hitler, thought that partying was the shit. In 1936, Hitler himself said, 'Lets Get Crunk Like Lil Jon' and 'Keep your pimp hand strong.' The regular use of hard drugs such as horse semen and period blood are often used by teenages these days at most partys.
So there you have it............does that make things clear ? I know I feel better informed ! This was a public penguin announcement for Live Stoners. The value if which is quite debatable...I think !
eP.
“In America you can always find a party!!'”
~ Oscar Wilde
“In Soviet Russia, the party can always find you!!'”
~ Russian Reversal
Party, a social event which legally allows the use of hard drugs and alcohol...oh, and hookers (scantily-clad, drunk sorority chicks can take the place of hookers if necessary)! Can't forget the hookers (they're the "part" in Party). If you are reading this right now, you probably weren't invited to a party and are therefore reading this hoping you were. Read below.
Parties are fun to host and be at. There are many different types of parties. Birthday parties, Holiday parties, Bar and bat mitvah parties so to have parties you beer, vodka, milk, and some cake.
Partying began in the Stoned Age, not to be confused with the "Stone Age". The concept grew from the infamous tradition of having crazy, wild sex with a woman while smoking pot. Partying involved a slightly different approach to the old tradition, instead of smoking pot and having wild sex one would be smoking pot, having wild sex and drinking alcoholic beverages. Soon enough people would decide to do it in large groups to increase maximum pleasure...plus they were already too stoned to find their ways home. At a later date the newly founded tradition was adopted by the Pope when someone asked "What Would Jesus Do?" Naturally Jesus would have had a party every Friday night to forgive and forget, mainly forget, the sins of the world. From that point onwards partying evolved into much more complex events and became a valued concept in society, gone was the simple fuck, swig and smoke routine. It was only upon discovery of "gayness" that people returned to old ways in fear they may catch the gay from this whole complex attitude. One day a wise man, Adolf Hitler, thought that partying was the shit. In 1936, Hitler himself said, 'Lets Get Crunk Like Lil Jon' and 'Keep your pimp hand strong.' The regular use of hard drugs such as horse semen and period blood are often used by teenages these days at most partys.
So there you have it............does that make things clear ? I know I feel better informed ! This was a public penguin announcement for Live Stoners. The value if which is quite debatable...I think !
eP.
So when is the party?
Just walked in the door from a family outing. Mossy will get the tag in your request and its up to admin.
Just a thought to drive some traffic in there..Just walked in the door from a family outing. Mossy will get the tag in your request and its up to admin.
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