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[budelee]

Thank you @Mossy ...ill be posting all weekend but just in case anybody is not gonna be logged in,Everybody have a Wonderful Easter Weekend,and if you don't celebrate I didn't mean to offend,Have a Happy Weekend !!

 

[epenguin]

So, This is Son of Hobbes crack squad of "Grundy Pullers" those wicked gnomes who pull yer pants down when you least expect it. It was only last week I had my grundys whipped down, I looked around, but quick as a flash, they were gone. They look so innocent, and yet SoH has instilled a regime of total dedication to their art. That and some mystical powers.

The little blighters catch you when you least expect it. And when it causes maximum embarrassment. I was delivering a speech on "DWC feed regimes and the requirements for cal/mg supplements" for AutoFlowers, to our local Womens Institute and Salvation Army (Tipton Branch) volunteers when the unthinkable happened.

Damn you SoH and your gnomes !

ps, doesn't the one on the right play drums for ZZ Top ?

eP.

 

[trailanimal]

hey Penguin, similar problems in the far N with "the little people", seems they are a concern with a lot of folks. Unexplained happenings are usually heaped on the wee ones' shoulders, although these days alcohol may be prime suspect, lol

 

[epenguin]

Are you casting aspersions that I may have imbibed of the grape prior to my oration ?

 

[trailanimal]

Are you casting aspersions that I may have imbibed of the grape prior to my oration ?

nope, casting a glance at my neighborhood. Things go messing in camp and.....it's the little people, lol. I need to get scientific and monitor vanishings and see if it relates to the cracking of the brew bucket

 

[epenguin]

I see.

Well most cultures have their own trolls, djinns, leprechauns and such like, but I am referring to a highly trained crack squad of gnomes that are under the command of our very own SoH. Who's sole purpose is to humiliate other HTers, Mods etc by removing their undercrackers.
And very successful they are. Little beggers !

When you least expect it......whoosh....gone undergrundies and composure in one swift motion.

 

[Dr Fluff]

Think the words your looking for eP is pissed as a fart or possibly a tiddly widdly bit tipsy depending on the extent of you grape inebriation.

But hey it the weekend so let all raise a glass to the penguin.

As for those damn Underpant gnomes.... if you will go dancing around in scarlet undercrackers......well.....it's like waving red pants at a gnome , absolutely irresistible, SoH is gonna have a brand new pair red briefs if you not careful!!
Belt and braces is my advice that should slow down the little fekkers.

 

[epenguin]

Actually Arty,

you have caught me on one of my rare sober nights. I may have a small sherry before repose, but presently this penguin is as sober as the proverbial judge.

However, you may have a point regards the rouge knickers. I was asking for it in hindsight.

All together now..........

I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight,
I've never seen you shine so bright,
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance,
They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance,
And I have never seen that dress you're wearing,
Or the highlights in your hair that catch your eyes,
I have been blind;

The Penguin in red is dancing with me, cheek to cheek,
There's nobody here, it's just you and me,
It's where I want to be,
But I hardly know this beauty by my side,
I'll never forget the way you look tonight;

I've never seen you looking so gorgeous as you did tonight,
I've never seen you shine so bright, you were amazing,
I've never seen so many people want to be there by your side,
And when you turned to me and smiled, it took my breath away,
And I have never had such a feeling,
Such a feeling of complete and utter love, as I do tonight;

The Penguin in red is dancing with me, cheek to cheek,
There's nobody here, it's just you and me,
It's where I want to be,
But I hardly know this beauty by my side,
I'll never forget the way you look tonight;

I never will forget the way you look tonight.
The Penguin in red, the Penguin in red,
The Penguin in red, my Penguin in red,

I love you

Songwriters: CHRIS DE BURGH
© BMG RIGHTS MANAGEMENT US, LLC

 

[Dr Fluff]

Due to a spate of debriefings & debaggings by these little blighters, I managed to infiltrate their lair but only for a moment.
I got this picture of their master plan and made of in haste getting away literally by the seat of my pants.
But what or who was behind the big question mark???
Now through eP's amazing revelations, we know now the identity behind the question mark ...SoH!
Omg! I never saw that coming SoH is the King of Pant Mountain the master mind of the "Great Pants Swindle"

Above we see SoH's "Pants Mountain" and minions the Underpant Gnomes.



Dave has had so much trouble with his keks disappearing, he now never leaves the house without at least 35 pairs covering his family jewels.

 

[epenguin]

Great work Arty. I knew I could rely on ya. You took a terrible risk there chum.

Who is the one in the spectacles ? Never seen that one before !!! I am getting scared......