Been there bro...broke a engine mount out in the middle of nowhere once.
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Seen him lately? Since he hooked Trump up with Farrakhan he's over the edge. Thinks he's Lonesome Roads.
Lately... He's been batshit crazy since his Millennium war of the worlds type broadcast... I used to wind him up with things like this...
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seems to be a big need in the world for the type of meds we grow, lol
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It has been a rough week. Now it is Friday night. I am a fed up Penguin. Just Dad, Billy n me.
So, I thought, why not challenge the Live Stoners who may be in a similar boat, into turning my dull Friday night into a right good laugh.
Come on Entertain me/us make us laugh. Give us a good story from your past. We all have stories that we could pass on.
Go on....you know you want to....The best story wins a surprise something from Tonald Drump.
Over to you Stoners........
So, I thought, why not challenge the Live Stoners who may be in a similar boat, into turning my dull Friday night into a right good laugh.
Come on Entertain me/us make us laugh. Give us a good story from your past. We all have stories that we could pass on.
Go on....you know you want to....The best story wins a surprise something from Tonald Drump.
Over to you Stoners........
My dog sleeps on a bean bag (ones filled with polystyrene balls) he's had it a couple of years and with the constant digging about it was wearing
Bought him a new one yesterday but it seemed over filled. So now the question how to get some balls out without making a mess?? The henry vacuum
thought i'd suck a bag full out and empty each time, WRONG opened the zip on the bag, started the hoover and within seconds the bag was full and also the hose, look like it had snowed in my living room!
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here ya go epeguin .....
i remember a time about 20 years ago,me and the mrs (girlfriend at the time bach ) we went away with her parents for a weekend,tho be it camping they had a campa van we took a 2 man tent,the type that ewe rub the sides in
anyway we had a bbq then hit about 8 pints of strongbow down my throat + 6 chicken legs.....then we retired to the tent and had a few 
now im feeling horny as a sheep up the tip so i proceed to fondle the mrs fanny + tits as ewe do like,ooooh fuck me i forgot the main part mun i had long hair i forgot to say down to my waste it was !!! anyway we hard @ it rampant blotto sex,im sure i missed the hole a few times and stubbed the old boy on the ground sheet,anyway we had 1 burning candle up the bell end of tent see there i was trying my hardest to break her fanny ...then all of a sudden there was i massive flash and a bad smell of burnt hair....yep my hair was on fire see !!! i was on fire bach i dismounted sharpish slapped fuck outta my hair then took a peek in the car interior mirror..........i was like wako jako ( michael jackson ) up the one side off my head.........the moral of the story is.....byfucked it ruined me RUB !!!ATB
oh oh i forgot i was sick as fuck half way thro the shag to !!!
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Oh my Gawd Captain.......That is just the kind of answer I was looking for. What a brilliant story. Made my night.
If I get five more like that, I will tell ya the story of when I wore a skirt. And believe me, there is a lot more to that story !!!!!
We all must have some diamond like stories to share........come on....give 'em up........10/10 to the Captain for starting us off this weekend.
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If I get five more like that, I will tell ya the story of when I wore a skirt. And believe me, there is a lot more to that story !!!!!
We all must have some diamond like stories to share........come on....give 'em up........10/10 to the Captain for starting us off this weekend.
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Henry always gave me the creeps. Never took that smile of his smug face. Don't trust him as far as I could sling him. IMHO
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So many years ago I was visiting a buddy who was drying out at the local sanitarium. Yeah they had them in those days... Anyways, I go to the desk and they direct me to his room and off I go. Just as I go around the corner I almost run into this guy who is standing in there in the middle of the hallway in a hospital gown. And damn if he doesn't look like he is trying to swing an imaginary golf club. I look at the guy he looks back at me and flashes a big grin and says "Hi! I'm Tiger Woods. Soon as I get a hole in one I'm getting outta here!!" I politely mutter something like "ya cool" and edged around him. I proceeded up the elevator and as I get off there's another guy! This one is making like he's swinging an imaginary bat. As I try to go by he looks at me and says very brightly "Hi! I'm Sammy Sosa, when I hit another homer, I'm outta here!!" "Ya great." I mumble and head off down the hall. As I am walking I hear a commotion from one of the rooms and look in. What the! There's nothing in the room but a gurney and on the gurney is a man, a stark naked man. Now not only is he naked he has an erection. It's what he is doing with the erection that had me even more curious. He has a bag of peanuts and it looks like he is trying to balance some of them on the tip of his penis! Just as I open my mouth to say something he says " Hi!! I'm fucking nuts and I'm never getting outta here!!!"
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