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1939bear said:
Good Morning willie and the top of the morning to the rest of you fine upstanding growers of the cannabis plant . I work on a golf course for the summer in order to pay for my indulgences and have a meeting with the superintendent today . I cut rough or fairways depending on his whimsy . There is of course , lots of applications from students who use this job to pay for tuition etc. etc . I will go and kiss up to secure my job for the coming season . I feel kind of guilty sometimes because I know the students probably need the money more than I do but it's a dog eat dog out there and they might as well learn the lesson now as later . I enjoy the young people and strange as it may seem I think they like hanging out with me !! All that maturity and wisdom I've collected over the years .Plus I give them free pot ....:biggrin:
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I don't work on a golf course..I do mow lawns as a side job. I'm not a kid...I act like one sometimes..most of the time. Everybody I work with is just about ready for retirement... I wish I could. Now about that free pot!! I'll send you my address... If need be I'll mow your lawn
 
If need be I'll mow your lawn

Reminds me of back in the day when Punk Rock was all the rage. A young lady of punkish persuasion had dyed her pubes bright green. Tattoo above the pubes read "Keep off The Grass".

Upon waking up from urgent surgery for appendix removal, she found that the surgeon had scrawled in biro upon her tummy "Sorry I Had to Mow your Lawn"

This is a true story, but I can't prove it. But if it isn't, I don't care. This has been another Penguin service announcement. Ta.
 
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Every photo looks like a Boys own Adventure..a proper dog sled too...Maannn....:headbang:..Love the puppies.
 
epenguin said:
Reminds me of back in the day when Punk Rock was all the rage. A young lady of punkish persuasion had dyed her pubes bright green. Tattoo above the pubes read "Keep off The Grass".

Upon waking up from urgent surgery for appendix removal, she found that the surgeon had scrawled in biro upon her tummy "Sorry I Had to Mow your Lawn"

This is a true story, but I can't prove it. But if it isn't, I don't care. This has been another Penguin service announcement. Ta.
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She can't have been a cannabis smoking Punk then...?...None of Us would get a tattoo saying keep off the Grass..:crying:
 
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