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[Son of Hobbes]

Would anyone know how a future homesteader might acquire a male and female Belgian Shepherd?

I got you covered man.

Step 1. I would imagine flying to Belgium would be the first step (and your only choice.) As you can see from this picture, it shares no borders with any other country and clearly floats above the ocean as a floating island.

Step 2. Find a sheep farm.

Amidst all the ale:

And waffles:

It should be pretty obvious:

Step 3: Locate the Belgian Shepherds. Typically they are the ones tending the sheep. See the above picture of the sheep. That's not them. But they are close by (unless they suck at being Shepherds.)

Few people know what Belgian people really look like, but some speculate this what you may see:

Don't be alarmed, those are just oranges and they're high in Vitamin C.

Just kidding. They actually look like this:

You can clearly see from the huge pipe in the guy on the left's hands, they still know how to party. Also clearly giants as their heads nearly touch the traffic lights.

Now food for thought, Belgian women (according to my embellished sources) look like this:

May want to rethink your strategy, you can probably make due with just the female Belgian Shepherd (but no judgments here.)

And my work here is done.

 

[Disburped]

Beautiful dogs. the military uses them a lot now.

I thought he was talkin about belgian blue..

 

[Death The Cultivator]

I got you covered man.

Step 1. I would imagine flying to Belgium would be the first step (and your only choice.) As you can see from this picture, it shares no borders with any other country and clearly floats above the ocean as a floating island.

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Step 2. Find a sheep farm.

Amidst all the ale:
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And waffles:

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It should be pretty obvious:

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Step 3: Locate the Belgian Shepherds. Typically they are the ones tending the sheep. See the above picture of the sheep. That's not them. But they are close by (unless they suck at being Shepherds.)

Few people know what Belgian people really look like, but some speculate this what you may see:

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Don't be alarmed, those are just oranges and they're high in Vitamin C.

Just kidding. They actually look like this:

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You can clearly see from the huge pipe in the guy on the left's hands, they still know how to party. Also clearly giants as their heads nearly touch the traffic lights.

Now food for thought, Belgian women (according to my embellished sources) look like this:

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May want to rethink your strategy, you can probably make due with just the female Belgian Shepherd (but no judgments here.)

And my work here is done.

If I go to Belgium then I'm going to Spain then I'm going to Holland. I'll return with Landrace seeds maybe some new friends and no dogs.

I like your plan my wife not so much lol

Beautiful dogs though.

 

[Green Hornet]

If you pick up a trained dog I would suggest an animal that was not trained for cannabis enforcement

 

[Green Hornet]

Might be a valentines bud harvest ?

 

[Death The Cultivator]

If you pick up a trained dog I would suggest an animal that was not trained for cannabis enforcement

I'm wrong lol. I need the a Belgian Sheepdog

 

[Dichoti]

60 degrees Fahrenheit Outside... Rainy and gloomy...

This music pretty much epitomizes what today feels like...

 

[Dabber]

67 hrs in the myherbsnow

 

[BCBudlady]

67 hrs in the myherbsnow
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Nice @Dabber ! You sampled the FC yet ?

 

[Dabber]

Nice @Dabber ! You sampled the FC yet ?

Yes was SUPER and that was 10 days or more chopping them tomorrow