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Garden hose and a 12-setting jet sprayer. You can get a thread adapter for your bathroom faucet for a couple of bucks. By the time you get all those fittings though, you probably should have just got the basic bidet. 60 PSI on your b-hole is no joke, btw. If you know, you know.
I installed some of these bidet hoses for Muslim families. Apparently the Qur'an forbids toilet paper. Our municipal water gets down to 35°F this time of year, so the hot/cold mixer is important:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07CMX71JQ
 
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Please don't redcard a juxtaposition :crying:
 
If you haven't you can solve that problem by making a mummy wrap around your hand and then using the whole thing to wipe your butt. I'm about 96.5% sure my children are doing this based on how much toilet paper we go through on the weekends.
Oh my, you have not brain washed instructed them on the 3 square rule. Like my father traumatized taught us!
 
There is pie under there somewhere….
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My mom got one of them dolly parton pies and this one was like a fudgy (may have just made up a new word there) chocolate pie but its so rich i needed a mountain of whipped cream to balance it out! :shrug::eyebrows::rofl:
 
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