Live Stoner Chat Live Stoner Chat - Jan-Mar '23

[WildBill]

Add humic now if using fertilizer! It will help u get away with using less cuz it will help make the nutrients in soil available to the plants!

Since I saw that you were active, I wanted to see if you caught that.

Yup, that should be the first.

 

[WildBill]

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I wish i was that stoned now!

 

[Talonxracer]

Well that brownie certainly did the trick, Yowzzza glad I haven't had anything to do the last few hours, still dont trust myself to do anything that requires focus, a quarter piece would do the trick for a weekender/low tolerance individual. I will cut smaller pieces in the future for me about half to 2/3rds and make a non-enhanced pan of brownies to address the munchies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JM]

Coffee break... Hi alll...
just checkin in.. Hope everyone is well!

 

[WildBill]

 

[Lil Dab]

My brain hurts now

 

[Suki]

Bloody hell..that is ridiculous...........is that Usual......or supply chain problems..........?

My understanding is that one of the two US based manufacturers went under and the remaining one can't keep up with demand, but I've not heard anything official from anyone, that's just the story going round every time it comes up in support groups.

 

[Mara Cachafa]

Thanks @WildBill and @DCLXVI. I've been using Mozilla VPN since my ISP started sending me warnings with the names of movies I downloaded by torrent peer-to-peer sharing.

 

[Suki]

Yeah kind of, but that's old news now! You know how we push the boundaries here, and ALL Sorts of apporaches have been taken to maximise our yeilds???

Well ... I've tapped into a little corner of the market thats not been explored.

HTT

High Threat Training (TM) ​

Or to those who haven't yet heard about it - the High Threat Training technique.

I start early .. as soon as i pull the seed from the vial, I will agressively shout at it (much like training a puppy) ... really close to my mouth!!
It's easy to do before you've dropped the seeds, because you can still lift them up to your mouth.

From day 1 - 5 under soil, you'll need to lean RIGHT in there .. really close to the soil, and this is NOT the time to be shouting ... the words need to be threatening ... and close enough to coax the little bugger up!!

You can repeat this throught the veg cycle, but be sure to vary your threats and increase the severty (streghth) as the plant grows.

By the onset of floweing .. the plant will have developed a natural immunity to your threats ... so its time to RAMP IT UP!!

I like to add terps to my threats (you heard me!!)

So you can start small (so you've got spafce to ramp up) by eating a peperarmi befopre you threaten (some light spice) ... and then graduate to chomping down some garlics .. onions ... tobacco (they love this!! a REAL theat!)

So yeah .. IN a nut shell - I think we'll all be doing this by next year.

@Son of Hobbes ... maybe one to discuss with the bosses ... you wan me to come over a "look after" the plants???

HTT ... you heard it first here Aunty!!


Edit: Found this on the Internet ... Not sure if its NSFW

Spoiler: Whisper

Whisper/chewing ASMR creeps me tf out and makes my skin crawl lmfao

 

[Suki]

Put your arm around the screen......and lean in closer....................Closer.........I don't want the rest of them seeing this..........

Whisper in me ear..........




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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........mine took between 2 and 3 Weeks to germ......maybe I need to be a bit More Threatening.....


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Bit like hubby.....after 30 years the Threats just bounce off him..........





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Is this like when kids don't listen sometimes until mom is absolutely losing her mind?