Oh Jesus! This may offend someone, but it happened!
At one time, while stationed at SUBASE Pearl, I lived in the barracks. The barrack was the old hospital at the time of the attack on Pearl Harbor. It was right next to one of the sub pier for old S-boat nuke subs and diesels boats. It was Friday late afternoon and I was already to go on the town. I was going over to a friend's room to see if he was ready. His room faces the pier. As I knock on the door, he's coming out. He looks over my shoulder and asks how long the sub had been tied up? I told him this morning and as I was answering him, he does an about face and goes back into his room. He returns with one of his big ass speakers and goes back into his room. Out comes another big ass speaker! WTF? I'm ready to go and it looked like he
was too! He goes back into his room, not saying a damn thing this whole time.
All of a sudden I hear Blue Oyster Cult and Godzilla is
CRANKING! I'm still confused as hell! That is until I remember the
one line. I chuckled and asked him, "Really dude?" He just smiled a Cheshire Cat grin, nodded his head and when back in his room. I'm confused again, for about 10 seconds. When the "one line" comes up, he cranks his loud ass system full blast!!!
Oh no, they say, he's got to go
Go go Godzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes Tokyo
Go go Godzilla, yeah
At least the guys in the
Japanese sub thought it was amusing!
Too bad a Lieutenant walking by the pier wasn't amused.....at least for my friend. I went to downtown Honolulu, found a cute little German tourist girl and didn't make it back to the base until late Sunday!