Good evening viewers, this is Fabri K. Shen with an AFN exclusive interview with new forum member Emerald Archer.
.:Mandatory Disclaimers:. All and or parts of the following text are fabricated from events partially based in reality and or frivolous use of imagantive creativities.
Fabri: ”So… my sources indicate that you have been doing some research and are basically ready to start your own herbal garden?”.
Emerald: “Wow, getting right to the nitty gritty huh Fabri… id be a bit of a liar if i said im afraid your sources are potentially NOT very accurate “.
Fabri: “Hashtag-weknowshit. Anyhow, what are your comments on grow medium and cultivar?”.
Emerald: “Well, as you may well know (and ..under breath.. *your all seeing eye source seems to have a view on me*) budgetary constraints are real. So i tired to look for a cultivar that was something i would like to “experience its floral essence“ based on the “on paper description” on say a Hytvia. And also something i could A
ORD to invest in. Plus based on a recent cart purchase, i could potentially be super satisfied if this all works out. So i decided on some magic tomato beans called ‘Skydancer’ an IBL of Skywalker OG lineage. She hails from the Automatically Delicious Seeds genetical region of a Far Far away Galaxy from long times ago… of magic beaneary-ness. She is a feminist from my understanding, and loves her automatic girl powers. The sources and influential factors which have lead me to this website Suggest that Soil, and a few amendments, plus the automatic girl power beans are probably the easiest and most forgiving way to start a dirty hands garden hobby. So that is what i thought i would pursue”.
“I also got some regular Photo-Period tomato beans from ExoticGenetics. Guicy Banger should a good quest after some auto runs. These beans were considered ‘regular’ and also from my understanding would need to be “Flipped into Flower” which kinda sounds both silly and messy, (as dirt could potentially be compromised if the pot is flipped, haha) but hey what do i know? These beans will be used after a few rounds of getting used to how these automatic girl power beans like to grow and like to be treated”.
“Im not sure if i will be able to avoid another one of these drop in interview, although my suspicions are rooted in Alexa and Siri…they seem to know an awful lot. But for now, we will have to end this interview. Have a great evening Fabri.”
Fabri: “And there you have it folks, Emerald Archer is getting his hands dirty and would love to thank AFN for all the help and support. Stay tuned for future updates on these dirty hands when my “Sources” have updated information. This has been an AFN exclusive, thanks everyone. I am Fabri K Shen for AFN forums, good night.”
.:Mandatory Disclaimers:. All and or parts of the following text are fabricated from events partially based in reality and or frivolous use of imagantive creativities.
Fabri: ”So… my sources indicate that you have been doing some research and are basically ready to start your own herbal garden?”.
Emerald: “Wow, getting right to the nitty gritty huh Fabri… id be a bit of a liar if i said im afraid your sources are potentially NOT very accurate “.
Fabri: “Hashtag-weknowshit. Anyhow, what are your comments on grow medium and cultivar?”.
Emerald: “Well, as you may well know (and ..under breath.. *your all seeing eye source seems to have a view on me*) budgetary constraints are real. So i tired to look for a cultivar that was something i would like to “experience its floral essence“ based on the “on paper description” on say a Hytvia. And also something i could A
ORD to invest in. Plus based on a recent cart purchase, i could potentially be super satisfied if this all works out. So i decided on some magic tomato beans called ‘Skydancer’ an IBL of Skywalker OG lineage. She hails from the Automatically Delicious Seeds genetical region of a Far Far away Galaxy from long times ago… of magic beaneary-ness. She is a feminist from my understanding, and loves her automatic girl powers. The sources and influential factors which have lead me to this website Suggest that Soil, and a few amendments, plus the automatic girl power beans are probably the easiest and most forgiving way to start a dirty hands garden hobby. So that is what i thought i would pursue”.“I also got some regular Photo-Period tomato beans from ExoticGenetics. Guicy Banger should a good quest after some auto runs. These beans were considered ‘regular’ and also from my understanding would need to be “Flipped into Flower” which kinda sounds both silly and messy, (as dirt could potentially be compromised if the pot is flipped, haha) but hey what do i know? These beans will be used after a few rounds of getting used to how these automatic girl power beans like to grow and like to be treated”.
“Im not sure if i will be able to avoid another one of these drop in interview, although my suspicions are rooted in Alexa and Siri…they seem to know an awful lot. But for now, we will have to end this interview. Have a great evening Fabri.”
Fabri: “And there you have it folks, Emerald Archer is getting his hands dirty and would love to thank AFN for all the help and support. Stay tuned for future updates on these dirty hands when my “Sources” have updated information. This has been an AFN exclusive, thanks everyone. I am Fabri K Shen for AFN forums, good night.”
I think he said he is starting a grow 
I like your style 
