Indoor Frank the Tanks perpetual grow log...

[Frankthetank]

I'm not sure I'm supposed to say anything yet.....but @epenguin was recently telling me about his new line of Penguin Guano nutrients/cologne.....he said the ladies love it...both plant, and otherwise. He is currently trying to produce as much Penguin Guano as possible, in order to get the "Fantabulous Penguin Elixer" out to the masses. Presently, he is in dire need of testers.....all of those that would like to give it a try will get a free sample delivered to their residence via carrier penguin. I even heard he is currently in talks with some of those "high society" Hollywood penguins to get a commercial shot, and put on television. I do look forward to it...

 

[epenguin]

Sadly due to being greedy, I took lots of prunes and laxatives. I thought it would bolster production. However, I just shat myself silly and left a runny trail wherever I went. I tried to collect it with a spoon but it was too runny. I sold some as Hair Restorer but the poor chap grew feathers on his head !!!

My "normal" daily output would not amount to commercial quantities. So the deal is off.

I still have the tv and radio slots booked.....................any ideas ?

eP.

 

[trailanimal]

I'm not sure I'm supposed to say anything yet.....but @epenguin was recently telling me about his new line of Penguin Guano nutrients/cologne.....he said the ladies love it...both plant, and otherwise. He is currently trying to produce as much Penguin Guano as possible, in order to get the "Fantabulous Penguin Elixer" out to the masses. Presently, he is in dire need of testers.....all of those that would like to give it a try will get a free sample delivered to their residence via carrier penguin. I even heard he is currently in talks with some of those "high society" Hollywood penguins to get a commercial shot, and put on television. I do look forward to it...

this shit might work good as an attractant on the trap line

 

[trailanimal]

Sadly due to being greedy, I took lots of prunes and laxatives. I thought it would bolster production. However, I just shat myself silly and left a runny trail wherever I went. I tried to collect it with a spoon but it was too runny. I sold some as Hair Restorer but the poor chap grew feathers on his head !!!

My "normal" daily output would not amount to commercial quantities. So the deal is off.

I still have the tv and radio slots booked.....................any ideas ?

eP.

yeah, go back to fish and enlist the cousins

 

[trailanimal]

funny guys
back to real, those 2 big buders getting close
cheers to the new harvest Frank!

 

[Frankthetank]

Sadly due to being greedy, I took lots of prunes and laxatives. I thought it would bolster production. However, I just shat myself silly and left a runny trail wherever I went. I tried to collect it with a spoon but it was too runny. I sold some as Hair Restorer but the poor chap grew feathers on his head !!!

My "normal" daily output would not amount to commercial quantities. So the deal is off.

I still have the tv and radio slots booked.....................any ideas ?

eP.

Yes.....we start jarring up that big pile of fermented fish, along with some of the left over prunes and laxatives......you then go on television and tout the new "Penguin Beach Diet"....rich with probiotics and healthy fats.

 

[Frankthetank]

funny guys
back to real, those 2 big buders getting close
cheers to the new harvest Frank!

Thanks Trail....AvT will probably get it next week sometime...or so. MBAP is maybe a week or more behind that. I've got some of the new Mephisto Sour Strawberry and Forum Stomper on the way....so those will go in behind these ladies. Can't wait for that one!!

 

[trailanimal]

Yes.....we start jarring up that big pile of fermented fish, along with some of the left over prunes and laxatives......you then go on television and tout the new "Penguin Beach Diet"....rich with probiotics and healthy fats.

just be careful the jar don't explode on camera

 

[trailanimal]

Thanks Trail....AvT will probably get it next week sometime...or so. MBAP is maybe a week or more behind that. I've got some of the new Mephisto Sour Strawberry and Forum Stomper on the way....so those will go in behind these ladies. Can't wait for that one!!

perpetually all the way

 

[trailanimal]

Sadly due to being greedy, I took lots of prunes and laxatives. I thought it would bolster production. However, I just shat myself silly and left a runny trail wherever I went. I tried to collect it with a spoon but it was too runny. I sold some as Hair Restorer but the poor chap grew feathers on his head !!!

My "normal" daily output would not amount to commercial quantities. So the deal is off.

I still have the tv and radio slots booked.....................any ideas ?

eP.

shit dude, I didn't know you where a trail runner