Current Live Stoners Gossip June/July/August 2017

[9bear]

Morning Step and all the rest of AFN.

The definition of the 7 kinds of sex

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when
you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.


The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.* This is when you have been
with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex
Anywhere, even in the kitchen.


The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with
your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have
Sex only in your bedroom.


The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.* This I s when you have been with
your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'F*ck you.'


The 5th kind of sex is called: Catholic Sex. * Which means you get Nun in
the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)


The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex. * This is when you cannot stand your
Wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.


And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security
Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.

Smile and have a great day!

Duckster were ya been man I miss your story's . I got to six but in my case she couldn't handle my meandering ways but screwed me anyways .

 

[stepside]

Morning Step and all the rest of AFN.

The definition of the 7 kinds of sex

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when
you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.


The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.* This is when you have been
with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex
Anywhere, even in the kitchen.


The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with
your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have
Sex only in your bedroom.


The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.* This I s when you have been with
your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'F*ck you.'


The 5th kind of sex is called: Catholic Sex. * Which means you get Nun in
the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)


The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex. * This is when you cannot stand your
Wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.


And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security
Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.

Smile and have a great day!

Mornin @Duckster, I was enjoying a coffee till it came out my nose

 

[NorwegianGrower]

Morning Step and all the rest of AFN.

The definition of the 7 kinds of sex

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when
you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.


The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.* This is when you have been
with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex
Anywhere, even in the kitchen.


The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with
your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have
Sex only in your bedroom.


The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.* This I s when you have been with
your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'F*ck you.'


The 5th kind of sex is called: Catholic Sex. * Which means you get Nun in
the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)


The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex. * This is when you cannot stand your
Wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.


And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security
Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.

Smile and have a great day!

Hahahaha, thank you for making my day

 

[johnp540]

Nice but the won't ship to Canada . They use cow bone , not acceptable here .

Is that why they won't ship? That's crazy if so. I guess.

 

[stepside]

I got to six

What wives?

 

[stepside]

 

[9bear]

What wives?

Na only 3 .Now I've discovered you don't have to buy the cow to get milk .

 

[mohawk warrior]

Na only 3 .Now I've discovered you don't have to buy the cow to get milk .

that's terrible....
heheh

... soy milk... c'mon

 

[stepside]

Na only 3 .Now I've discovered you don't have to buy the cow to get milk .

Nope, but you at least gotta feed it.

 

[9bear]

Nope, but you at least gotta feed it.

Not if you let somebody else feed it .