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Once upon a time, I was convicted of 7 felonies and 32 misdemeanors, so I went on a 5 prison tour ! Don't chew judge meeh ! I'm retired now and crime free for 12+ years now !
Once upon a time, I got my ass whipped by my dad for stealing his weed when I was a kid, only I didn't do it, and I suspected I knew where it was.....so a year or so later I ran away, returned to the house and broke in....and found the weed and his pipe in the ceiling tiles of his bedroom, just as I suspected !
Once upon a time, when I was just a boy, a late night itch and pat turned into my first full fledged wank session. I was convinced I had broken something when all was said and done, so I went to seek my Dad's counsel in regards to the obviously "permanent" damage I had caused.
I went to my Fathers bedside and rather sheepishly confessed to what I had done. He tried to shoo me off with a quick assurance, but I wouldn't leave....."but Dad what about school" I asked ? He laughed so hard he nearly fell out of bed.
"Buddy if you still have that in the morning
woody your more of a man than I'll ever be, and we will just tape it to your stomach" !
You can't make this shit up !
Once upon a time, I got my ass whipped by my dad for stealing his weed when I was a kid, only I didn't do it, and I suspected I knew where it was.....so a year or so later I ran away, returned to the house and broke in....and found the weed and his pipe in the ceiling tiles of his bedroom, just as I suspected !
Once upon a time, when I was just a boy, a late night itch and pat turned into my first full fledged wank session. I was convinced I had broken something when all was said and done, so I went to seek my Dad's counsel in regards to the obviously "permanent" damage I had caused.
I went to my Fathers bedside and rather sheepishly confessed to what I had done. He tried to shoo me off with a quick assurance, but I wouldn't leave....."but Dad what about school" I asked ? He laughed so hard he nearly fell out of bed.
"Buddy if you still have that in the morning
woody your more of a man than I'll ever be, and we will just tape it to your stomach" ! You can't make this shit up !
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Once upon a time... I went to Thai Land. This was 2 years before I met my wife and I was a young lad who wanted to see some of the world. My grandfather has just passed and I was surprised to get a little bit of coin he left for me. An older vietnam vet of simple means. So I took it and went to Thai Land with my best friend who suggested we go.
City of Chiang Rai... Is where things got interesting. My friend suggested we go to a special section he heard about... Brothel district.
We walked around for maybe 2 hours, drank a lot before settling down at one particular spot (took a while to find a place where we could understand them well and they us).
Me and a cute girl went inside (I think she was of age) I give her 1000 thai bahts, think it was like 20 or 30 had. She brings me to a room and my friend to another. An older girl comes in, not as cute. But fuck it, I'm drunk we can make this work. She starts takin boots and clothes off. Then she starts masaging special areas. Next thing I know she turns, me upside down and starts trying to tie me up. Ok... I kinda indiciste no, but she says some, gibberish and signals its ok, its ok. Ties my wrists together and blind folds me and gags me. Fuck. Ok... Is this ok?
This is where it gets bad. She puts her finger i around my ass. Like oily, ...preparing it. Ok I start to protest a little bit but clearly can't hear me correctly.
Next thing I know I hear 2 maybe 3 other people whispering something in thai. One snickers. I them feel this finger start to go into the brownie room... Not ok! I start to scream and yell, through my gag... Then I hesr my friend say WTF? But like he was laughing and he then a pause. Then he a W T F ...dude!
He pulls the blind fold off me, turns out he had been blindfolded,and at some point brought into the room and the yoing cute girl guided his hand around my anus! Now maybe he rgought he was getting a good tease by the girl but fuck me...literally.
He pulls my gag out yelling at them, I start yelling...they start yelling. The cute kne speaks English pretty ok and says Oh I thought you two... Were ya know... And points like together. Fucking A. I punched her in the face, my friend grabs me away. I put on my underwear and pants grab my shit he grabs his shit as were chased out by a bunch of old and, young cute and not so cute asian people... into the dirty streets.
My friend and I never brought it up after the trip and I've never told ANYONE. Not even my wife... So basically I ussd my grand fathers inheritance, a man who fought the vietcong to go to another asian country to get my friends finger in my ass. He'd be proud...
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City of Chiang Rai... Is where things got interesting. My friend suggested we go to a special section he heard about... Brothel district.
We walked around for maybe 2 hours, drank a lot before settling down at one particular spot (took a while to find a place where we could understand them well and they us).
Me and a cute girl went inside (I think she was of age) I give her 1000 thai bahts, think it was like 20 or 30 had. She brings me to a room and my friend to another. An older girl comes in, not as cute. But fuck it, I'm drunk we can make this work. She starts takin boots and clothes off. Then she starts masaging special areas. Next thing I know she turns, me upside down and starts trying to tie me up. Ok... I kinda indiciste no, but she says some, gibberish and signals its ok, its ok. Ties my wrists together and blind folds me and gags me. Fuck. Ok... Is this ok?
This is where it gets bad. She puts her finger i around my ass. Like oily, ...preparing it. Ok I start to protest a little bit but clearly can't hear me correctly.
Next thing I know I hear 2 maybe 3 other people whispering something in thai. One snickers. I them feel this finger start to go into the brownie room... Not ok! I start to scream and yell, through my gag... Then I hesr my friend say WTF? But like he was laughing and he then a pause. Then he a W T F ...dude!
He pulls the blind fold off me, turns out he had been blindfolded,and at some point brought into the room and the yoing cute girl guided his hand around my anus! Now maybe he rgought he was getting a good tease by the girl but fuck me...literally.
He pulls my gag out yelling at them, I start yelling...they start yelling. The cute kne speaks English pretty ok and says Oh I thought you two... Were ya know... And points like together. Fucking A. I punched her in the face, my friend grabs me away. I put on my underwear and pants grab my shit he grabs his shit as were chased out by a bunch of old and, young cute and not so cute asian people... into the dirty streets.
My friend and I never brought it up after the trip and I've never told ANYONE. Not even my wife... So basically I ussd my grand fathers inheritance, a man who fought the vietcong to go to another asian country to get my friends finger in my ass. He'd be proud...
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Okay. I said Spot Prize. But to be honest, I can only do UK postage...................who is UK and wants some Dragons.........first up wins.......
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