Dear Chuck Berry
You are in heaven now, looking down on us, smiling...even when we are in the bathroom, which particularly concerns me. Given your history of videotaping people in bathrooms Chuck, I'm a little more careful with my toilet routine. Knowing that you are watching, I find myself covering my lap with a towel, while sitting on the throne. I'm so freaked out, I am contemplating wearing diapers all day. Am I overreacting?