Current Live Stoner Gossip Feb..March..April 2018

[Savage Garden]

ive written a list of slogans for Monicas van but i had better keep them to myself i think

 

[Savage Garden]

Im not sure all of my ideas would actually work but they would definitely generate some sales enquiries

 

[Savage Garden]

That didnt take long...............fucking CIA here again

A big bloke in sunglasses said to me " can you stop taking the piss out of Monica"

I said " fuck off...thats nothing compared to what some people take out of her "

 

[puggle6]

I think I can retire lol

 

[Savage Garden]

S

whos this now?

brb

 

[puggle6]

S

whos this now?

brb

I'm scared to ask..

 

[Savage Garden]

S have some people never seen a door bell or what ?

It was a fat little bloke, funny accent on him

Looks like a big bucks job though....specially delivery to a white house in america somewhere. He said it would fall into the "large" category but i said that Monica had a special parking bay and would probably reverse onto it. I said you will know when its in because the beeping will stop.


I hope noone else turns up

 

[bushmasterar15]

 

[Savage Garden]

This is getting ridiculous.

A guy has just turned up in a huge green inflatable suit...it looks like he and several other people have done a shit in it for him. He needs Monica to take a small bag of white powder to some bodybuilder bloke in Russia. I said she would have no problem fitting that in.



BOLLOCKS


Monica has broken down out on the road ....she had to spend the night parked up in a layby with her back doors open so no migrants could hide away ....shes been caught out like that before.

hopefully normal service will be resumed soon.

 

[puggle6]

Check yourself before you wreck yourself!

(Not you CAPPY!)

VPN ftw, don't stay logged in!