Gold Bond powder, you are a friend of mine.
Gold Bond powder, you make my balls feel fine.
You scratch my nutsack yes indeed,
you help me in times of need,
your a golden breath mint for my balls.
It cures my swamp nuts thats a fact,
2 days, no more, I'm back on track.
your a golden breathmint for my balls.
Thats the best I can remember it... it's from an old Air Force video.