We never lock our doors either......
"Looking for fucking trouble? You have found it!!"
Do bear intruders know how to turn door handles? Hell no!!.....they just smash the door down!! ARRRRRRGHHHHHHHh RAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
A quick draw releases a volley of 3 "Boom!!! Boom!!! Boom!!!"
Trailanimal "Hey Sharon, are you hungry? Pass the knife, and fire up the stove!"