Current Live Stoner Gossip Feb..March..April 2018

[Savage Garden]

Theres me being all quiet and some twat is blasting around in a hovercraft

 

[Eclectic Elle]

mine are late teens............they text me their dinner requests, like fucking room service.

Mine are adults. They use the last of something and don't tell me, then whinge that there isn't any whatever-it-is.

 

[Dichoti]

mine are late teens............they text me their dinner requests, like fucking room service.

I may or may not have one that's 17 now. All she does is text me about metal bands, and call for advice on chord progressions to keep them melancholic but still heavy. Not real sure she's mine because her mom was a slut in high school, But the girl's got my height, eye color (which is odd for her complexion) and hair color, So I treat her like mine when I see her.

 

[Dichoti]

I may or may not have one that's 17 now. All she does is text me about metal bands, and call for advice on chord progressions to keep them melancholic but still heavy. Not real sure she's mine because her mom was a slut in high school, But the girl's got my height, eye color (which is odd for her complexion) and hair color, So I treat her like mine when I see her.

...I'm not a deadbeat or anything, btw. Ran into her and her mom last summer for the first time since 2001. It was weird too, Trying not to pick on her mom for the massive amount of weight she put on (in '01, she was 5'5", and 115lbs. Skinny thing with big hips. Now, she looks near 350lbs.) and there's a girl that looks like a taller, and darker complected version of my little sister standing there wondering who the hell this long haired freak in the cannibal corpse shirt is...
...needless to say, Her mom FINALLY put 2 and 2 together, and the girl shows up on my front step ready to beat my ass. Took her to see SLAYER, Lamb of God, and Behemoth a couple weeks later, and smoked her first joint with her. Even if she ain't mine, She's a cool kid.

 

[9bear]

Good Morning Stoners
Can you wait a moment until I get my soapbox out . I d be happy to share my experience about marriage and children . I was raised in an dysfunctional family . My mother was abusive and my father was an alcoholic . That's enough to discourage you right from the get go .
How's the weather ??

 

[Savage Garden]

I put a vid on Instagram about Bubblegum @ 36 days flower

 

[Dichoti]

Good Morning Stoners
Can you wait a moment until I get my soapbox out . I d be happy to share my experience about marriage and children . I was raised in an dysfunctional family . My mother was abusive and my father was an alcoholic . That's enough to discourage you right from the get go .
How's the weather ??

Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra in a snowstorm.
For this time of year, Anyway.

 

[9bear]

Warming here 0 2 c already Do not let me discourage you about talking about fam their important .

 

[9bear]

Did I ever tell you about my theory on Genetic Matching ??. Someday it will be the only way to get married and raise children !!

 

[Savage Garden]

i couldnt have wished for better parents. My Mum sadly died when she was 48 and my Dad remarried.. All 3 were teachers and inspirational to many kids. My Dad taught me in school........everyone loved him........hes 80 this year and has had happy marriages with 2 women for over 25 years each.



hahahahahahaha

my wife just woke so i rolled her a fag...........she just brought half of it back and said " thats a shit spliff"