Current Live Stoner Gossip Feb..March..April 2018

[9bear]

Got me set of wheels . This is the landlady's she bought it when she broke both her femurs and yes she broke both right and left as a result of falls and bad advice about calcium . She says I can use it until she needs it again I hope she doesn't need it again ever she's had her fair share of bad karma . The box was her modification . It's too low for me she's 5' 4" I'm 6' 2" .

 

[Mossy]

Got me set of wheels .

She says I can use it until she needs it again

Can I borrow it after you...?....I have just decapitated a toe nail........

 

[Mossy]

What really hurt was that previously when Saddam started burning Kuwaiti oil wells, I called the same broker to slam Brown and Root for a lot more and dump it in a week. He talked me out of it because it was foreign owned Haliburton. It jumped 4 points over night. ,

Top Tip...don't go playing with bitcoin........you will be bankrupt in days.........

I was in love with my Amiga 2000 Video Toaster

Video Toaster...?.....

 

[mohawk warrior]

Oh no!!! We need med evac asap!!
Somebody call mossy a tow truck!!

 

[Mossy]

Oh no!!! We need med evac asap!!
Somebody call mossy a tow truck!!

I'll tow truck you...you little tw**.......toe truck..

 

[Mossy]

 

[9bear]

Can I borrow it after you...?....I have just decapitated a toe nail........

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Ouch Were you doing something that you shouldn't have been without the proper footwear . Safety first woman .

 

[Mossy]

Ouch Were you doing something that you shouldn't have been without the proper footwear . Safety first woman .

Yup.......me gardening flip-flops don't have steel toe caps...

 

[mohawk warrior]

Heheheh love you too @Mossy ..

Seriously though... ouch!!!!!

You wouldn’t be April foolin me

 

[Rev. Green Genes]

That toe reminds me, hows your thumb? Did it come back from being liquefied?