
When I was a kid.... There was kid named Jude causing trouble at the pool. The girls stole all his clothes from the locker room and he had to run out nude. They wrote a parody about... something like this.
Hey Jude,
We saw ya nude.
don't try to fake it,
we saw ya naked.
of course to the tune of Hey Jude. I forget the rest of it, a couple more vreses.