Cannabis and Lupus

Beware of the dreaded
SHART!
LOL
Where you walk around the house with a tent pole in your PJs that just won't go away. Hopefully, the cat won't think it's the scratching post!!!!
:kitty:

Double LOL

But I'm already FULL of BS and you want me to add MORE?!?! Damn no farts?
Awww Ma...

You can fart just not off the can LOL:rofl::rofl:


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You might like to get a roll of this too..to cordon off the bathroom for an hour or so afterwards...

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Or better yet get this

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it seems more appropriate :rofl:
 
Tx...any News....?

Yeah sniper..you are right....:thumbs:....
 
Miz Mossy I'm going to wait until Friday to do that again. I drive a lot in my job and can't be living in the shitter! Holy smokes! Get out the way!!!!!
"Hurry Up Mucker"
 
Miz Mossy I'm going to wait until Friday to do that again. I drive a lot in my job and can't be living in the shitter! Holy smokes! Get out the way!!!!!
"Hurry Up Mucker"

LOL. :rofl::rofl: Good call Sir.:check:
 
Miz Mossy I'm going to wait until Friday to do that again. I drive a lot in my job and can't be living in the shitter! Holy smokes! Get out the way!!!!!
"Hurry Up Mucker"

You could always cut a hole in the floor of the vehicle :rofl:
 
Yeah but then I get my drawers tangled in the pedals!

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24-48 hours after did you get an Energy rush...did you feel less Grumpy..did you take your PH....?

Sodium Bicarbonate
The dosage varies with one’s pH readings of both urine and saliva and the condition being treated. Maximum dosage is right on the Arm & Hammer box, which is seven half-teaspoons a day for a full grown adult under age 60 and three half-teaspoons for people over age 60. One has to check their pH daily in the morning and after a bicarbonate bath, which can be made quite strong. Add 1 lb or more to a bath 2x/week if heavy detoxification of radiation or other strong pollutants is needed. When treating cancer, take the urinary pH up to 8.0 and keep it there for ten days, then take a week off and start again for another 7 to 10 days. This can be repeated until one test negative for cancer or one just feels the lack of need as health returns. This is also true for infections such as a cold or flu, but often these resolve after only a few days of bicarbonate use.Then the bicarb use can be stopped. Again start out slowly and monitor your body’s reactions, always guiding yourself with the pH strips. One can take a lot of bicarbonate for a short period of time so do not hesitate.
General Rules for Using Sodium Bicarbonate
In order to secure the best results with Arm & Hammer Pure Bicarbonate of Soda (Baking Soda) when taken internally, certain simple rules must be observed. Materia Medica, pharmacology and Therapeutics (Bastedo, Page 88) clearly outlines these rules to follows:
“The effect of an alkali in the stomach will vary according to the nature of the stomach contents at the time of administration. In the resting period (after food is digested) sodium bicarbonate merely dissolves mucus and is absorbed as bicarbonate into the blood, to increase its alkalinity directly.
“In the digestive period it reduces the secretion of gastric juice, neutralizes a portion of the hydrochloric acid, liberates the carminative carbon dioxide gas, and is absorbed as sodium chloride.
“In cases of fermentation or ‘sour stomach’ it may neutralize the organic acids and so result in the opening of a spasmodically closed pylorus (the opening between the stomach and the small intestine); while at the same time it acts to overcome flatulency (accumulation of gas in the stomach and bowels).
“The time of administration must, therefore, be chosen with a definite purpose. Usually for hyperchlohydria (excess of acid) one hour or two hours after meals will be the period of harmful excess of acid.
“In continuous hyperacidity and in fermentative conditions a dose an hour before meals will tend to prepare the stomach for the next meal; or sometimes a dose will be necessary immediately after eating, because of abnormal acid or base having been present at the commencement of the meal. (For the average person one-half hour after meals is recommended).
“A dose at bedtime tends to check the early morning acidity, or a dose on arising cleans the stomach of acid and mucus before breakfast.”
Whenever taking a bicarbonate solution internally the soda should be dissolved on cold water.
“Besides doing good in respiratory affections, bicarbonate of soda is of inestimable value in the treatment of Alimentary Intoxication, Pyelitis (inflammation of the pelvis of the kidney), Hyper-Acidity of Urine, Uric Acid disturbances, Rheumatism and Burns. An occasional three-day course of Bicarbonate of Soda increases the alkalinity of the blood, assists elimination and increases the resisting power of the body to all Infectious Diseases.”

I drive a lot in my job and can't be living in the shitter! Holy smokes! Get out the way!!!!!

"astros Wink wink.."..now you know why we say there is no such thing as a Test Fart.....

One of the testers got the gripes 30 ft up a telegraph pole...imagine trying to manage it with leg spikes to hold you onto the pole..and clenching your buttocks at the same time..

You wouldn't dare Cough...

Did you See that piece of chewing gum you swallowed when you were 16 year old going down the pan...?...:grin:...you'll never need to pay for a colonic irrigation if you have a tub of BS.

It does become less urgent as your body adjusts..3-4 days...and you will know how to Time it so you are near a toilet at detonation time...
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One of the testers got the gripes 30 ft up a telegraph pole...imagine trying to manage it with leg spikes to hold you onto the pole..and clenching your buttocks at the same time..

Actually...I do know about this...intimately. I work for a telcom company!
:Haha:
 
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