Cannabis and Lupus

Anything after midnight is "walking wood" til after morning shower.
:Got it Covered..?:
 
Yup, sleep apnea, hyperactive insomnia, and lupus. Pretty jacked up, eh? My sleep test said 72 arousals and 28 awakenings during the test. Anything more than 4 hours without waking up at least once is a Godsend.

Medical badge? Is that for patients or helpers (or both!)? I already have baking soda. I keep some for cooking and for deodorizing the fridge.

I feel the same as you do Oldster.I never get enough sleep either.I use a breathing mask that helps some what but I still never get enough sleep because I wake up every hour and a half to take a piss than I cant get back to sleep.
 
:rofl::rofl:Forgive my ignorance and Buddha Magnum high; I know that wood is an Americanism for a Stiffy - what on earth is 'walking wood' ? If one came across this entity is it best to duck, and then run in a zig zag pattern or is it best to play dead?
 
:bone:I'm so old the only way I get wood any more is when I go outside to the wood pile.:rofl:
 
I'm so old the only way I get wood any more is when I go outside to the wood pile.:rofl:


Hey...we said we could Cure the Living..we never said owt about Raising the Dead.....:crying:


The First sign we Look for to say the BS is raising the oxygen levels is a Rush of Energy leading to Sex or Spring Cleaning.....:devil:..becareful which one you Wish for.

Tx..dissolve 1/3 rd of a TEAspoon of BS into a touch of warm water to dissolve..top up with cold water..tumbler full and drink...3 times a day.


Morning...4pm ish and before bed...keep check on your morning PH for 4 days.

It will Probably give you the runs..that is Normal and Good..BUT..you have to remember the motto..

when you are on the BS...there is no such thing as a Test Fart.....


It Should sort the insomnia out too..

The insomnia is happening because you are oxygen low and your body temp is dropping too much at night time...
 
Very funny hardy f--kin har Aunty.
 
The Old jokes are always the Best jokes......:coffee2:
 
It will Probably give you the runs..

when you are on the BS...there is no such thing as a Test Fart.....

..

Beware of the dreaded
SHART!
 
:rofl::rofl:Forgive my ignorance and Buddha Magnum high; I know that wood is an Americanism for a Stiffy - what on earth is 'walking wood' ? If one came across this entity is it best to duck, and then run in a zig zag pattern or is it best to play dead?

Where you walk around the house with a tent pole in your PJs that just won't go away. Hopefully, the cat won't think it's the scratching post!!!!
:kitty:
 
Tx..dissolve 1/3 rd of a TEAspoon of BS into a touch of warm water to dissolve..top up with cold water..tumbler full and drink...3 times a day.
Morning...4pm ish and before bed...keep check on your morning PH for 4 days.

It will Probably give you the runs..that is Normal and Good..BUT..you have to remember the motto..

when you are on the BS...there is no such thing as a Test Fart.....

But I'm already FULL of BS and you want me to add MORE?!?! Damn no farts?
Awww Ma...
 
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