Slipped and fellFirst seedling is malformed, missing a cotyl', acting iffy,... new one soaking!
open up and say "aaaaaahhhfuck!" ..... Oh gawd, the stories she must have,... Mate, my Dad was Radiologist, so guess who gets to see all this fun stuff in X-Ray vision? The things he said they'd find lodged up in these clowns rectal pleasure portals was unbelievable! Soda bottles, a popular choice apparently, or far worse... Gotta say the toy hammer is a prize though! ...the only thing more funny were the explanations for how they got there.... "I was drinking a soda in the shower,.. and I slipped and fell on it,..." ....less plausible ones for objects like baseball bats, GI Joe dolls, produce, garden tools, etc., were offered, but no guarantee's on keeping a straight face!!
...the things bored people do!
Ribbz, sucky to hear you had to go in for a tune-up at the Torturers Guild,..... med-up and keep exploiting the child labor!
"Er, yes nurse, that's correct, I slipped on some rogue shower gel, and thats how the coke bottle became inserted in my person"