drove into a big hole on the way back,thought i was on 3 wheels
gave a guy a push that got stuck in the sand,he revved the shite outa it till the oil sprewed through the grill shes had it mate home for you
drugs are bad people
Last night, I Got my wife stoned for the first time since she was in high school. Talk about anti-climactic. We sat here watching Dave Chappell’s newest special on Netflix... planned for some “fun time”....and as soon as we made it to bed, our youngest kid decides he had a bad dream and wanted mommy... That’s cool, little man. Daddy left half a hog leg in the ashtray outside... you get mommy, Daddy gets stoned af.
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