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Morning Stoners
I love checking out new apps and programs , sometimes it works some times is doesn't :eyebrows:
and these are the times when you wonder if youv'e made the right decisions when you see a screen like this :crying:

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The Pastor's Ass

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the
race
again and it won again.

The local paper read:
PASTOR'S

ASS OUT FRONT.


The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered
the
Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline
read:

BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S
ASS.


This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get
rid
of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline
the
next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the Nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey so
she
sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:
NUN
SELLS ASS FOR $10.


This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Nun to buy back
the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.


The moral of the story is . . . being
concerned about public opinion


can
bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your
life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier
and
live longer!

Have
a nice day!
 
Good MORNING AFN! The babies did well again in the dream farm last night. I didn't lower the lights last night but I think I am going to tonight so it stays just a little bit warmer. It is supposed to be -3 tomorrow night so we will see how she does in the first sub zero temps! Happy Birthday @Eyes on Fire
 
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