Live Stoner Chat [ARCHIVE] Old Live Stoners Gossip (up to Feb 2017)

[GoAuto6]

Ok, so you seem to be serious about this synthetic piss thing ... I'm guessing you require piss that doesn't resemble your own?
Have you tried drinking water? LOTS of water.

this won't work in 90% of test's if there is not enough urine it's called inconclusive and back you go.

 

[Bud Wiser UK]

But the chick in the video's hot ... I'd go back again. Def.

 

[derek420colorado]

Okay so fuck. No one seems to have a CLEAR answer about synthetic urine here. I suppose the only way to find out is to test it myself. I will test it myself at the expense of my freedom if I fail, fuck it someone has to do it.

So from everything I have known about the "synthetic" urine is that it is actually just dehydrated urine, that has been a while ago though so it may have changed. But I am assuming that you are asking because you need to pee in a cup for something or other. If that is the case then I would go with the dehydrated urine stuff because it is real pee, real clean pee hahaha. They even have male and female pee pee I think. If you are asking something specific about synthetic urine my apologies. Also if you are peeing in a cup is it going to a lab or is it the old skool strip test?

 

[Troon]

So from everything I have known about the "synthetic" urine is that it is actually just dehydrated urine, that has been a while ago though so it may have changed. But I am assuming that you are asking because you need to pee in a cup for something or other. If that is the case then I would go with the dehydrated urine stuff because it is real pee, real clean pee hahaha. They even have male and female pee pee I think. If you are asking something specific about synthetic urine my apologies. Also if you are peeing in a cup is it going to a lab or is it the old skool strip test?

On a cup, if failed sent to lab to confirm. Buying this stuff called UPass for now, will order quick fix for later.

 

[derek420colorado]

On a cup, if failed sent to lab to confirm. Buying this stuff called UPass for now, will order quick fix for later.

Oh in that case don't worry about it, as long as you have a fake wang and something that looks like pee that is clean you will come up roses every time, unless they get down and try to smell it. Which in all honesty anyone who has the job of testing pee for a living is probably not takin a whiff of each sample LMFAO. I would think that as long as it comes up neg they toss it and move on to the next cup

 

[Troon]

Might actually use a cup to collect then strip tested, if not the test is on the lid.

 

[derek420colorado]

Oh and the temperature, but I am sure you know that already lol

 

[Troon]

Oh in that case don't worry about it, as long as you have a fake wang and something that looks like pee that is clean you will come up roses every time, unless they get down and try to smell it. Which in all honesty anyone who has the job of testing pee for a living is probably not takin a whiff of each sample LMFAO. I would think that as long as it comes up neg they toss it and move on to the next cup

I think I will be tested along with others so smell isn't an issue I wouldn't think. I'm allowed in the bathroom by myself with door closed. The shit I'm buying is already in liquid form.

 

[Troon]

Oh and the temperature, but I am sure you know that already lol

Yeah.

 

[Troon]

Gotta practice. Gonna buy a drug test from Walmart too.