Live Stoner Chat [ARCHIVE] Old Live Stoners Gossip (up to Feb 2017)

[Cpt. James t. Kush]

arty i love your stickers i have a ton myself and can decide what to do with them. stealth is a must for me so i can really put them were they are visible.

 

[derek420colorado]

Gooooooooooood Morning AFN!

I am happy to report Mitch got ahold of me, so I am stoked about that. 500 mephisto beans will be coming to me whoo hoooo [HASHTAG]#mephistotakeover[/HASHTAG]

 

[derek420colorado]

hello everyone im new to the forum just stopping by to say hello and introduce myself.

Welcome to AFN! Fantastic Name choice!

 

[stepside]

Gooooooooooood Morning AFN!

I am happy to report Mitch got ahold of me, so I am stoked about that. 500 mephisto beans will be coming to me whoo hoooo [HASHTAG]#mephistotakeover[/HASHTAG]

That's sweet man, their shelves gotta be getting empty...or at least depleted

 

[Daipot]

Do your plants look healthy?

Yeah they look fine. Amazing actually

 

[stepside]

 

[stepside]

Yeah they look fine. Amazing actually

Throw up a pic... Let's take a peek.

 

[9bear]

One year I was going to Vermont with my x wife . The border crossing guy asked where we were going and how long were we going to be there . Smart ass me said we were going to Vemont to ski and we would be staying as long as there was snow. His responce " and if we have snow until July sir will you still be staying " ?

 

[derek420colorado]

That's sweet man, their shelves gotta be getting empty...or at least depleted

For sure! I am tryin my dangdest to keep those guys really busy!

 

[stepside]

These are actual comments made by Louisiana State Troopers that were taken

off their car videos:


1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went
through."


2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch
after you wear them a while."


3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a
worthless document." (My Favorite)


4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."


5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed
of the bullet that'll be chasing you." (LOVE IT)


6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write
anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"


7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it
will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"


8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again
or I'll give you another ticket."


9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk
or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"


10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to
ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."


11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster
oven."


12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." ( National Crime
Information Center )


13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"


14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're
allowed to write as many tickets as we can."


15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of
yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."


*AND THE WINNER IS....*


16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't.
Sign here."

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If at first you don't succeed - Skydiving is not for you

priceless... No we don't give pretty women tickets...sign here