Live Stoner Chat [ARCHIVE] Old Live Stoners Gossip (up to Feb 2017)

[Dr Fluff]

I was organizing my seed box today and though I'd show you my stickers inside.
The box remains firmly locked so no one ever sees the stickers.
It's a shame because someone went to a lot a lot of effort when it came to designing them.
So I though I's show you the inside of my box (snickers and tries not to laugh!)

So why not do the same and [HASHTAG]#showusyourstickers[/HASHTAG] and while your about it if your a seed buying addict [HASHTAG]#showusyourseeds[/HASHTAG]

 

[Dr Fluff]

The card with the pet is gonna be hard for me.. they're either running away or sleeping. How bout my hat will that work?
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Just need to make a card with "Merry Christmas Autoflower.net" in the picture, you get more chance of winning, if you can add something festive ie. santa hat or tinsel etc.
That is great picture though step!

 

[Cpt. James t. Kush]

hello everyone im new to the forum just stopping by to say hello and introduce myself.

 

[stepside]

hello everyone im new to the forum just stopping by to say hello and introduce myself.

Glad you made it over man.. what's cracking today?

 

[9bear]

Canon 5D Mark III + Canon 70 x 200 mm F 2.8 is lens . I'm going to shoot a bunch of seniors willing to make fools of themselves at a Christmas concert . If it makes them happy go for it . Oh shit I'm one of them . I'm a tricky old fart .

That may have been a bad choice of words .

 

[Daipot]

Hi guys. Wondering if anyone can help me . I was feeding my plants last night and noticed a thin green substance growing on top of the coco. It looks a little like algae. I removed this from coco but should I be worried about my plants health?

 

[stepside]

 

[stepside]

Hi guys. Wondering if anyone can help me . I was feeding my plants last night and noticed a thin green substance growing on top of the coco. It looks a little like algae. I removed this from coco but should I be worried about my plants health?

Do your plants look healthy?

 

[stepside]

That may have been a bad choice of words .

It looked way worse when I edited the quote!

 

[Duckster]

These are actual comments made by Louisiana State Troopers that were taken

off their car videos:


1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went
through."


2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch
after you wear them a while."


3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a
worthless document." (My Favorite)


4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."


5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed
of the bullet that'll be chasing you." (LOVE IT)


6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write
anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"


7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it
will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"


8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again
or I'll give you another ticket."


9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk
or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"


10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to
ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."


11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster
oven."


12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." ( National Crime
Information Center )


13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"


14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're
allowed to write as many tickets as we can."


15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of
yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."


*AND THE WINNER IS....*


16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't.
Sign here."

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