AFN Contests - What sucks? What's fun?

[KingRatt]

I think this one just needs a hotdog for the bowl/slide side and we've got the Hobbsey special.

My friend dan bought a dick pipe a long time ago, it was colored glass but was the shape of a dick and the balls were the bowl. I dont know how he didnt see it, but he showed up to a party showing off his new pipe when someone yelled out “dude, thats a dick!” And he finally saw it hahaha, pretty sure he gave it away, out of embarassment lol

 

[Jpkindbud]

I'll see your fish tank bong rips and raise you an upper decker toilet bong rip. Let me know when you're ready to put down the Barbie dolls and dance.

Made a triple chamber bong out of plastic baseball cases, clear airline from fish tank, and old plastic lightsaber tube in the long ago… it still lit up! A gallon glass peanut butter jar with a slide bowl and air hose , down tube had an old coffee diffuser from a perc coffee brewer. More bubbles = more surface area. Stainless steel bong, 4’ long called two face . Had one face going in and another after. Upside down bong from small candy globe with cork sealed screw on cover. Built a stand for it with dowels cuz tubes came out the bottom. Harvested large bamboo in Florida and made a two chamber bong out of it… I’ll see if I can recall more. There were way more! Made bowls out of silver dimes using a flare tool and soldering it to tube with silver solder.

 

[Son of Hobbes]

My friend dan bought a dick pipe a long time ago, it was colored glass but was the shape of a dick and the balls were the bowl. I dont know how he didnt see it, but he showed up to a party showing off his new pipe when someone yelled out “dude, thats a dick!” And he finally saw it hahaha, pretty sure he gave it away, out of embarassment lol

I have the same story. Bought my buddy a hammer bubbler, he ended up re-gifting it back to me. Still have it, it's probably 15 years old. One day I'm smoking out of it, and a friend says "oh you smoke out of a dick pipe." And I say "no I don't." And he says "bro, side profile it."

Sure as shit. I was smoking out of a dick pipe.

 

[Son of Hobbes]

Made a triple chamber bong out of plastic baseball cases, clear airline from fish tank, and old plastic lightsaber tube in the long ago… it still lit up! A gallon glass peanut butter jar with a slide bowl and air hose , down tube had an old coffee diffuser from a perc coffee brewer. More bubbles = more surface area. Stainless steel bong, 4’ long called two face . Had one face going in and another after. Upside down bong from small candy globe with cork sealed screw on cover. Built a stand for it with dowels cuz tubes came out the bottom. Harvested large bamboo in Florida and made a two chamber bong out of it… I’ll see if I can recall more. There were way more! Made bowls out of silver dimes using a flare tool and soldering it to tube with silver solder.

I think we need to have multiple categories for the bong/pipe making contest.

1. Fruit
2. Hardware Aisle
3. Sausages

Okay. So we need to have 3 categories for the bong/pipe making contest.

 

[Dichoti]

I think we need to have multiple categories for the bong/pipe making contest.

1. Fruit
2. Hardware Aisle
3. Sausages

Okay. So we need to have 3 categories for the bong/pipe making contest.

So... If I were to make one using a cantaloupe, some chorizo, a computer fan, gas mask, and hose off a vacuum, Which category would it be in?

 

[Son of Hobbes]

So... If I were to make one using a cantaloupe, some chorizo, a computer fan, gas mask, and hose off a vacuum, Which category would it be in?

Fine, we'll create a 4th called Potpourri.

Do you get it?


DO YOU GET IT?!

HO HO HO!

 

[Son of Hobbes]

If you didn't get it, in Jeopardy, the potpourri category was the one where the clues don't have anything in common.

 

[Dichoti]

If you didn't get it, in Jeopardy, the potpourri category was the one where the clues don't have anything in common.

I got it lol

 

[Son of Hobbes]

With 420 coming up; would you guys want us to work on compiling a list or spreadsheet of deals, discounts, codes, etc that we find? We should do a communal thread.

 

[KingRatt]

So... If I were to make one using a cantaloupe, some chorizo, a computer fan, gas mask, and hose off a vacuum, Which category would it be in?

The tweeker category lol!