Current Live Stoner Gossip Feb..March..April 2018

[Savage Garden]

he first pic isnt great im afraid to say

The second pic is also sub standard and it is mainly let down by your shabby handwriting young man.

 

[9bear]

I'm attempting to contact a government agency . They open at 8 : 30 a.m. and they are are unable to transfer my call because of high volume I wonder what it's like during a peak period .

 

[Rev. Green Genes]

Guys, please be careful about what u buy online. If u buy stuff online please check out the seller very carefully. My mate just lost £150.00/- plus tax on a Penis Enlarger.
The bastards sent him a magnifying glass.
The only instructions that came along with it were "DO NOT USE IN SUNLIGHT"

Thats bloody brilliant.

 

[9bear]

Guys, please be careful about what u buy online. If u buy stuff online please check out the seller very carefully. My mate just lost £150.00/- plus tax on a Penis Enlarger.
The bastards sent him a magnifying glass.
The only instructions that came along with it were "DO NOT USE IN SUNLIGHT"

That's like the writing utensil that doesn't use ink !!! It's a pencil .

 

[9bear]

Is she like the landlady in Kingpin?

skip to 00.30

The only difference mines Chinese ..

 

[Taipan]

That's like the writing utensil that doesn't use ink !!! It's a pencil .

 

[Savage Garden]

before the web there was an ad in the papers for disposable lighters....3 for a quid and you had to send a self addressed envelope


You received


3 matches and a tiny piece of sandpaper.

 

[Rev. Green Genes]

Good Morning @mohawk warrior


See Y'all l8r.

 

[mohawk warrior]

What is this mythical "sleep" you speak of?

I think that’s what’s supposed to happen when you close your eyes...

Good Morning Stoners . @Mossy how's your foot you are conspicuous by your absence Barfing kids is history my daughter is 53 my son 51 My son would kill me if I told this story but toilet training was a problem I think he was anul retentive and would shit himself at the most inopportune times I take the blame for it I created a lot of stress by leaving them at a very tender age . My daughter broke my heart as every time i saw them she would say " when are you coming home Dad " even today it chokes me up . But you cannot live in the past what was done is done and we have to move on regardless of how painful I made a huge mistake .

Theres better handwriting on your packets.....

Bahahahahahahah

It can eat you away if you let it ,,,,but we can't go back ,and what's done is done,,

But those who don’t learn from the past are destined to repeat in the future.

It seems the landlady wants to get into a pissing contest with me . I'm pretty good at it . She's univercity educated I'm an uneducated street kid we'll see how this works out I may be moving .

Did everyone’s lady’s flip their shit last night?
Sounds like my tale..

Ya I don't go myself. I commend those that it works for. Depending on the counselor, some are self righteous pricks, but you don't have to be religious. Buddy of mine goes and they don't mind that he doesn't believe in religion, the principles still apply. I can't go talking about drinking with a bunch of folks it makes me want to drink. Lol I do have people I can confide in (sponsors). Hell some of em don't even know it lol The AAA is just something i made up. Assess, Adapt, Accel.

U green beret ? Ol special forces?
improvise adapt and overcome


Morning @Rev. Green Genes
Have a good one buds

Hot sake at a hundred an three!!!

 

[9bear]

I think that’s what’s supposed to happen when you close your eyes...





Bahahahahahahah


But those who don’t learn from the past are destined to repeat in the future.



Did everyone’s lady’s flip their shit last night?
Sounds like my tale..


U green beret ? Ol special forces?
improvise adapt and overcome


Morning @Rev. Green Genes
Have a good one buds

I think there was a full moon last night . Might explain it . Why did I ever think that I was exclusive in the club of womens wrath .