Ill post it in here to read also lol
On Festivus night I was creeping around then suddenly I hear a big angry sound
I turn the corner and could not believe what I found
A loud snoring creature that goes by the name of skelly
A big empty bottle of GDT in his belly
I keep moving before the monster awakes
all of a sudden I hear a big quake
A big black and white beast that stumbled and wobbled
A tiny little neck and a big head that bobbled
He was after the treats, the thc sweets,
the shatter, the joints, and all of the seeds,
Then all of a sudden out of the bush came a known master
With his big old AR which he called a Penguin Blaster
With one aim of his weapon he took down the beast
Just in time for a festivus feast!
Skelly had awoken and Trail was there too!
Away to the kitchen cooking EPenguin Stew.