Indoor Vlad's Multistrain Mud Massacre.

[Itisi]

And just for the record. Eastenders is not a soap opera, it's a documentary.

Nobody in London owns a wachine machine, we really do all use launderettes. All though we're all skint all the time, we really do eat all our meals from local takeaways and spend every evening in the pub. We are 98% white, there really is no racial diversity around here except the token 1 black and 1 Asian family. It will soon be my turn to own the local pub, we really do just sell the pub to our neighbours for a bit of spare cash,it's not owned by a brewery or massive corporation. We really are as miserable as sin.....ok.....you got me on that one!

 

[Bailey]

I bet! I've got a bit of foxtail going on, I reckon that machine would remove all of that!

Can't start the chop til 8 mate.. boy to bed, then dinner.. then [emoji418]️[emoji418]️

I wuz supposed to do it yesterday but I got too pissed too early. Silly me.

That's a boy make her wait lol

 

[Bailey]

Well that went well..

My daughter came and stood in the room for a minute when we'd just started trimming, then went out to meet her boyfriend who then accused her of smoking weed cos she stunk of it apparently, she's denied it so now he's calling her a liar.

She's upstairs in floods of tears cos we've ruined her life. [emoji53]

Plenty of buds tho... NO PICS!

A fair bit of rot in the Bubba.. [emoji51]

Hubba is rot free and buds are like rocks.

It's all got mixed together in the hurry to get it done in case the Boyf showed up and got another whiff.. 20 brown paper bags slightly too full of very nice nugs.

Update.. boyfriend has dumped daughter for lying.. [emoji51] Wtf is wrong with the yout these days? Going to the gym and studying...

Lame generation!

Honestly what a prick she's better off without him if he has that attitude sounds to me he was looking for any excuse fecking arsehole

 

[Bailey]

Life is so complicated these days Wilee... I swear most of the reason they all wanna be so healthy is so they look good in a selfie.

That's the beauty of weed forums ya see.. nobody knows what each other look like.(apart from @Itisi.. I've seen that fooka and I'm still having nightmares)

I go to the gym 5 days a week smoke every night and work just about every day.
There's just no excuse for aresholes or as @Wile e Peyote would say bellends

 

[Vlad The Inhaler]

Honestly what a prick she's better off without him if he has that attitude sounds to me he was looking for any excuse fecking arsehole

Depends how you look at it Bailey mun.. [emoji848]

Ya see.. she went out stinking of weed, he asked if she'd been smoking weed, she said no.

He thinks she's lying to him. What would you do?

We've told her to tell him she was in the room when the missus was smoking a spliff, dunno if she has tho.

Keggsie came round on Xmas day, rolled a spliff and went in the downstairs lav and smoked it. Then it turned out that the daughter's boyfriend was due round any minute.. daughter freaked out!

I don't know why she's so secretive about the fact that her mum smokes weed, ffs! We're all adults!

 

[Itisi]

Depends how you look at it Bailey mun.. [emoji848]

Ya see.. she went out stinking of weed, he asked if she'd been smoking weed, she said no.

He thinks she's lying to him. What would you do?

We've told her to tell him she was in the room when the missus was smoking a spliff, dunno if she has tho.

Keggsie came round on Xmas day, rolled a spliff and went in the downstairs lav and smoked it. Then it turned out that the daughter's boyfriend was due round any minute.. daughter freaked out!

I don't know why she's so secretive about the fact that her mum smokes weed, ffs! We're all adults!

I thinks it's embarrassment, no matter how cool you and Mrs Vlad are, to a teen, you're old drop out hippies if you smoke weed over the age of 25.

A couple more years she'll be bragging about it. 'Yer, my oldies are pretty cool, ones a piss head the others a stoner.'

 

[Vlad The Inhaler]

I thinks it's embarrassment, no matter how cool you and Mrs Vlad are, to a teen, you're old drop out hippies if you smoke weed over the age of 25.

A couple more years she'll be bragging about it. 'Yer, my oldies are pretty cool, ones a piss head the others a stoner.'

Yup. It's all sorted now anyhoo, he knows the missus smokes so no more sneaking abaaat.

And they all lived happily ever after..

The end! [emoji2][emoji1360]

 

[Wile e Peyote]

Yup. It's all sorted now anyhoo, he knows the missus smokes so no more sneaking abaaat.

And they all lived happily ever after..

The end! [emoji2][emoji1360]

The end with a teenage daughter you old optimist you [emoji23] [emoji23]

I toke therfore I am so naaa

 

[Vlad The Inhaler]

The end with a teenage daughter you old optimist you [emoji23] [emoji23]

I toke therfore I am so naaa

Hehe.. she's a good un mate, I have faith in this one.. her sister... S!

25 years old, two kids with the local psycho and still acts like she's 13 most of the time!

That one, I try to avoid!

 

[Wile e Peyote]

Hehe.. she's a good un mate, I have faith in this one.. her sister... S!

25 years old, two kids with the local psycho and still acts like she's 13 most of the time!

That one, I try to avoid!

Sounds like my sisters kids not with the resident psycho my sister holds that title just with knob heads when I go round I get them soo smashed they think they can smoke weed going on a whitener there sunshine specially if I throw in a bottle of JD my nieces hate me [emoji23]

I toke therfore I am so naaa