Indoor Vlad's Multistrain Mud Massacre.

Wile e Peyote said:
Yodel are good mate if your not in they will just chuck it over your garden wall for ya [emoji23] or in one case they threw said package on a roof no chance of getting robbed thinking outside the box at its best that is [emoji106]

I toke therfore I am so naaa
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Yeah they're great! My mate Muz ordered all of his Xmas presents from amazon a couple of years ago and Mr Yodel threw them all over his garden fence, straight into the jaws of his MASSIVE crazy Labrador. He trashed the lot!

That dog barks like fook so the courier must have known he was there... DERP.
 
Vlad The Inhaler said:
Yeah they're great! My mate Muz ordered all of his Xmas presents from amazon a couple of years ago and Mr Yodel threw them all over his garden fence, straight into the jaws of his MASSIVE crazy Labrador. He trashed the lot!

That dog barks like fook so the courier must have known he was there... DERP.
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In fairness that's one job I couldn't do I hate driving

I toke therfore I am so naaa
 
Wile e Peyote said:
In fairness that's one job I couldn't do I hate driving

I toke therfore I am so naaa
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I spend most of my days driving bud. I don't mind it especially now I can load my phone up with entertaining stuff to listen to .. music, podcasts, whatever..

Traffic jams... bring 'em on! Saves me getting my hands dirty!

For some reason I had visions of you driving a forklift a fair bit.. ( with the cash machine from the local corner shop on the forks) [emoji2]
 
Vlad The Inhaler said:
I spend most of my days driving bud. I don't mind it especially now I can load my phone up with entertaining stuff to listen to .. music, podcasts, whatever..

Traffic jams... bring 'em on! Saves me getting my hands dirty!

For some reason I had visions of you driving a forklift a fair bit.. ( with the cash machine from the local corner shop on the forks) [emoji2]
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Dont mind forklifts but 4x4 are quicker for the old cashmachines dude [emoji111]

I toke therfore I am so naaa
 
Wile e Peyote said:
Dont mind forklifts but 4x4 are quicker for the old cashmachines dude [emoji111]

I toke therfore I am so naaa
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This one dude...
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Yeeee-haaaaa! [emoji41]
 
Vlad The Inhaler said:
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I don't think ya need to blend in when you're driving that! Just fookin mow 'em daaan mate! [emoji6]
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Nah they can only lift about 2 ton less the more you extend the forks glorified fackin tractor you want one of these bad boys to run em over
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I toke therfore I am so naaa
 
Wile e Peyote said:
Nah they can only lift about 2 ton less the more you extend the forks glorified fackin tractor you want one of these bad boys to run em over
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I toke therfore I am so naaa
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You could take the whole bank in that...

Sooo.... what ya doing at the weekend, partner in crime? Fancy driving yer tank daaan saaaf? We could take over Stevenage, easy! [emoji38]
 
Vlad The Inhaler said:
You could take the whole bank in that...

Sooo.... what ya doing at the weekend, partner in crime? Fancy driving yer tank daaan saaaf? We could take over Stevenage, easy! [emoji38]
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Stevenage? That's it, shoot for the stars!

And stevenage is up north.

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it is isn't it?
 
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