Indoor Vlad's Multistrain Mud Massacre.

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Haha! I'm a bit of a fan of the ol' Dragon Soop myself.. £3 a can tho! [emoji15]

It brings me out in a sweat after half a can.. Fook knows how much caffeine they cram in there.. Perfect for when you've had a few pints at lunchtime... It keeps the zeds at bay! [emoji36]
Ha yeah 3 quid a can is steep but it's like u said packed with caffeine same as the tonic no wonder us Scottish are mental drinking all that caffeine nothing to do with the alcohol right enough lol
 
I've never managed more than one can of that in a day tho Bailey.. It may sound strange from a man who used to guzzle amphetemines on a daily basis, but caffeine fucks my head man! Add to that the 8% vol of alcohol and God knows what other chems, you got a recipe for a jibbering mess!

I must be getting old!
 
Boris says Hi!
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Well he actually said Grrrrrr cos he wants to go for a walk.. He'll have to wait til all the chihuahua owners have fooked off... They do get stroppy when Boris tries to stick it up 'em! [emoji190][emoji97]
Handsome beast! :)

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Handsome beast! :)

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Boris?

He looks ok in a photo, in reality he's a complete bastard. Constantly brings shame on the family.. Honestly I can hardly look him in the eye most of the time.. Always sexually abusing something.

If it's not the other dog he's trying to hump, he's giving the cat kitty-lingus, put it this way, if he goes to lick you, you get out of the way fast. [emoji12]
 
Boris?

He looks ok in a photo, in reality he's a complete bastard. Constantly brings shame on the family.. Honestly I can hardly look him in the eye most of the time.. Always sexually abusing something.

If it's not the other dog he's trying to hump, he's giving the cat kitty-lingus, put it this way, if he goes to lick you, you get out of the way fast. [emoji12]
Kitty-lingus.

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Boris?

He looks ok in a photo, in reality he's a complete bastard. Constantly brings shame on the family.. Honestly I can hardly look him in the eye most of the time.. Always sexually abusing something.

If it's not the other dog he's trying to hump, he's giving the cat kitty-lingus, put it this way, if he goes to lick you, you get out of the way fast. [emoji12]
Poor baby, he just needs a girlfriend... or two, or three! lol

My co-worker adopted a car that pleasures himself and anyone else interested, all the time
He just can't hold his licker! [emoji28]

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I've never managed more than one can of that in a day tho Bailey.. It may sound strange from a man who used to guzzle amphetemines on a daily basis, but caffeine fucks my head man! Add to that the 8% vol of alcohol and God knows what other chems, you got a recipe for a jibbering mess!

I must be getting old!
Hey I know exactly what you mean bro
 
Poor baby, he just needs a girlfriend... or two, or three! lol

My co-worker adopted a car that pleasures himself and anyone else interested, all the time
He just can't hold his licker! [emoji28]

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Actually yeah, life's not too fair on Boris, he can't even give himself a gobble cos he's too short and bulky.

Dog's like a four legged potato! [emoji38]
 
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