Indoor Vlad's Multistrain Mud Massacre.

[Itisi]

Guess what..

Fookin Boris is on the blink now.. He got something stuck in his foot on holiday, it got infected and he's had an operation today.. General anaesthetic.. [emoji112][emoji386][emoji386][emoji386][emoji386][emoji386][emoji386][emoji386][emoji386][emoji386][emoji386]

Ah no.

The cone of shame.

 

[Itisi]

"I am going to England on vacation for the food" said no one ever hahahahahahaha I like ribbing yall about food

Yawn... I may have hit the snooze button a few times there!

Best drag my arse out of bed, drive to London and fix some shit. [emoji30]

Is you a maintain-a-nonce sparks?

 

[XxxAuto]

That reminds me.. I must take some pics of my penis! [emoji2]

LOL Please don't... Only if you wanna be a redtube star

 

[Itisi]

Anyone wanna borrow my cannabinoid receptors?

£100 a day... Totally unused!

Best hold on to them mate. You might want to swop then for a kidney in the future.

 

[witchyhour]

Hehe! It's a cherry tomato! [emoji23][emoji23]

Looks big in the pic eh?

OMG, I thought it was one of those large ones! [emoji13] [emoji28]

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[witchyhour]

That reminds me.. I must take some pics of my penis! [emoji2]

Hmmm... not sure if I should like this one! [emoji13] [emoji28] [emoji23]

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[witchyhour]

Best hold on to them mate. You might want to swop then for a kidney in the future.

Very wise!

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[Itisi]

Shit! Hide!

I don't think she's seen me!

 

[Vlad The Inhaler]

Is you a maintain-a-nonce sparks?

I fix electrical gizmos. Sometimes. Today I drove around a bit and got some paperwork signed for fook all work! [emoji1360]

 

[Vlad The Inhaler]

Best hold on to them mate. You might want to swop then for a kidney in the future.

I'm open to offers mate.. [emoji6]