Indoor Vlad's Multistrain Mud Massacre.

Bailey said:
Subbed in and caught up looking great bro and im digging those trays
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Hey Bailey! Good to have you in mate.

I've saved a pile of bricks for you to sit on.. It's not that comfortable but probably better than sitting on @D-Cat, he can get a bit bitey.

The trays are good mate.. I had to dig some of the floor out to fit a decent sized tent in there, (very low ceiling) so the floor is fairly uneven. The trays level it out a bit.. Also great for sledging! ⛄️ Only a couple o' quid each! [emoji1362]
 
Vlad The Inhaler said:
Oi! Lay off the onions Pathway! There's plenty of spiders to eat down there and I use the vinegar for pH down.[emoji35]

They're not actually mannequins, they're mummified virgins mate, if you look you'll be able to get a salty morsel of them somewhere. [emoji51]

As for the wellies, I only use them in times of high water so whatever you've done will soon be washed away. If not, I'll just wear them. It'll soon walk off. [emoji1360][emoji111]️
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Sorry about the vinegar dude, I'll wee in the jar to top it up, I reckon the haywards diet will have made my waz pretty acidic to be fair. I can't eat the spiders, I've got them busy spinning me a nice silk hammock in exchange for little miss muffet's mobile number. Mugs.
The wellies were number 2's mate, it's your call but they might have perished a bit with the whole pickled onion thing.
Oh and the mummified virgins ain't virgins anymore :sadcry:
Was that you just in here taking photos? The flash woke me up, you could have let me out ffs!
Plants look good though!
 
Vlad The Inhaler said:
Hey Bailey! Good to have you in mate.

I've saved a pile of bricks for you to sit on.. It's not that comfortable but probably better than sitting on @D-Cat, he can get a bit bitey.

The trays are good mate.. I had to dig some of the floor out to fit a decent sized tent in there, (very low ceiling) so the floor is fairly uneven. The trays level it out a bit.. Also great for sledging! ⛄️ Only a couple o' quid each! [emoji1362]
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Great idea I know someone who has them for the exact same thing had to cut the floor out the Hut lol great minds n all that
 
pathway said:
Sorry about the vinegar dude, I'll wee in the jar to top it up, I reckon the haywards diet will have made my waz pretty acidic to be fair. I can't eat the spiders, I've got them busy spinning me a nice silk hammock in exchange for little miss muffet's mobile number. Mugs.
The wellies were number 2's mate, it's your call but they might have perished a bit with the whole pickled onion thing.
Oh and the mummified virgins ain't virgins anymore :sadcry:
Was that you just in here taking photos? The flash woke me up, you could have let me out ffs!
Plants look good though!
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I've been told before that a little dash of piss is good for canna plants.. Nice bit of nitrogen apparently.. [emoji2] I'll keep using that, I'll buy a new jar for my cheese and crackers tho if ye don't mind!

The virgins.. I call them virgins cos they were virgins when they entered the dungeon, it didn't take longer than a few minutes before they were expecting mothers mate.. I'm a fast worker, so if you found a wet spot, that was more than likely mine! [emoji87]

Ooo-dear.. This conversation is taking a turn for the worse eh? [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Anyway, I digress.. I did snap a photo of you sleeping while I was down there P,
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The spiders are doing a great job but I think you need to eat more.

I'll bring you a kebab later. [emoji6]
 
So it was you, I thought I could smell Salbutamol when I woke up. Thanks for the offer of the kebab mate but I'm not falling for the same trick that got the virgins, the old chicken shish with rohypnol sauce. Plus they go right through me, how do you think I ended up looking like that.
 
pathway said:
So it was you, I thought I could smell Salbutamol when I woke up. Thanks for the offer of the kebab mate but I'm not falling for the same trick that got the virgins, the old chicken shish with rohypnol sauce. Plus they go right through me, how do you think I ended up looking like that.
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Aww c'mon...

What if I throw in a new pair of wellies? [emoji2]
 
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